Досягнення Ri4ard у POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 8:00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 8:31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 8:16

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 12:09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 8:26

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 8:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 7:00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 10:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 12:41

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 6:24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 7:54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 12:50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 14:34

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 9:03

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 8:57

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 6:52

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 6:16

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 5:51

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 12:54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 11:28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 6:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 11:45

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 6:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 8:17

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 9:00

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 11:32

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 11:37

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 12:35

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 7:06

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 12:53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 9:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 8:16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 6:03

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 9:11

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 11:40

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 8:27

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 12:34

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 11:48

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 6:26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 8:16

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 8:14

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 5:52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 9:13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 9:14

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 9:14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 8:31

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 12:16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 7:06

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 11:26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 9:05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 9:16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Здобуто 5 лип. 2020 о 8:26

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Здобуто 5 лип. 2020 о 7:50

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 6:51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 7:30

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 7:04

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Здобуто 22 трав. 2020 о 9:22

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 7:44

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Здобуто 5 лип. 2020 о 9:28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Здобуто 18 черв. 2020 о 14:37

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Здобуто 8 серп. 2020 о 10:14

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Здобуто 9 серп. 2020 о 8:31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Здобуто 9 серп. 2020 о 8:20

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Здобуто 17 черв. 2020 о 8:51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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