Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Ri4ard

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 8:00am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 8:31am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 8:16am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 12:09pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 8:26am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 8:21am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 7:00am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 10:35am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 12:41pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 6:24am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 7:54am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 12:50pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 2:34pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 9:03am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 8:57am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 6:52am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 6:16am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 5:51am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 12:54pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 11:28am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 6:55am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 11:45am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 6:39am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 8:17am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 9:00am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 11:32am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 11:37am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 12:35pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 7:06am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 12:53pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 9:10am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 8:16am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 6:03am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 9:11am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 11:40am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 8:27am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 12:34pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 11:48am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 6:26am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 8:16am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 8:14am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 5:52am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 9:13am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 9:14am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 9:14am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 8:31am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 12:16pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 7:06am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 11:26am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 9:05am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 9:16am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jul 2020 @ 8:26am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jul 2020 @ 7:50am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 6:51am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 7:30am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 7:04am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Didapatkan pada 22 Mei 2020 @ 9:22am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 7:44am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Didapatkan pada 5 Jul 2020 @ 9:28am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 18 Jun 2020 @ 2:37pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Didapatkan pada 8 Agu 2020 @ 10:14am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Didapatkan pada 9 Agu 2020 @ 8:31am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 9 Agu 2020 @ 8:20am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Didapatkan pada 17 Jun 2020 @ 8:51am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000