Käyttäjän Ri4ard POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 8.00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 8.31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 8.16

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 12.09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 8.26

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 8.21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 7.00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 10.35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 12.41

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 6.24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 7.54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 12.50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 14.34

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 9.03

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 8.57

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 6.52

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 6.16

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 5.51

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 12.54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 11.28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 6.55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 11.45

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 6.39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 8.17

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 9.00

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 11.32

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 11.37

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 12.35

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 7.06

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 12.53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 9.10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 8.16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 6.03

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 9.11

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 11.40

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 8.27

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 12.34

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 11.48

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 6.26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 8.16

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 8.14

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 5.52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 9.13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 9.14

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 9.14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 8.31

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 12.16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 7.06

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 11.26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 9.05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 9.16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Avattu 5.7.2020 klo 8.26

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Avattu 5.7.2020 klo 7.50

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 6.51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 7.30

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 7.04

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Avattu 22.5.2020 klo 9.22

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 7.44

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Avattu 5.7.2020 klo 9.28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 18.6.2020 klo 14.37

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Avattu 8.8.2020 klo 10.14

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Avattu 9.8.2020 klo 8.31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 9.8.2020 klo 8.20

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Avattu 17.6.2020 klo 8.51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000