Напредък за постиженията на Ri4ard от POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 8:00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 8:31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 8:16

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 12:09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 8:26

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 8:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 7:00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 10:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 12:41

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 6:24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 7:54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 12:50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 14:34

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 9:03

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 8:57

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 6:52

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 6:16

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 5:51

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 12:54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 11:28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 6:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 11:45

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 6:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 8:17

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 9:00

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 11:32

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 11:37

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 12:35

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 7:06

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 12:53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 9:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 8:16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 6:03

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 9:11

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 11:40

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 8:27

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 12:34

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 11:48

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 6:26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 8:16

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 8:14

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 5:52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 9:13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 9:14

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 9:14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 8:31

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 12:16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 7:06

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 11:26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 9:05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 9:16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Откл. на 5 юли 2020 в 8:26

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Откл. на 5 юли 2020 в 7:50

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 6:51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 7:30

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 7:04

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Откл. на 22 май 2020 в 9:22

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 7:44

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Откл. на 5 юли 2020 в 9:28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Откл. на 18 юни 2020 в 14:37

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Откл. на 8 авг. 2020 в 10:14

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Откл. на 9 авг. 2020 в 8:31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Откл. на 9 авг. 2020 в 8:20

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Откл. на 17 юни 2020 в 8:51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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