Proezas de Ri4ard no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 8:00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 8:31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 8:16

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 12:09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 8:26

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 8:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 7:00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 10:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 12:41

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 6:24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 7:54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 12:50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 14:34

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 9:03

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 8:57

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 6:52

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 6:16

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 5:51

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 12:54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 11:28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 6:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 11:45

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 6:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 8:17

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 9:00

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 11:32

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 11:37

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 12:35

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 7:06

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 12:53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 9:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 8:16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 6:03

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 9:11

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 11:40

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 8:27

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 12:34

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 11:48

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 6:26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 8:16

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 8:14

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 5:52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 9:13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 9:14

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 9:14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 8:31

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 12:16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 7:06

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 11:26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 9:05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 9:16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Desbloqueada a 5 jul. 2020 às 8:26

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Desbloqueada a 5 jul. 2020 às 7:50

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 6:51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 7:30

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 7:04

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Desbloqueada a 22 mai. 2020 às 9:22

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 7:44

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Desbloqueada a 5 jul. 2020 às 9:28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Desbloqueada a 18 jun. 2020 às 14:37

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Desbloqueada a 8 ago. 2020 às 10:14

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Desbloqueada a 9 ago. 2020 às 8:31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Desbloqueada a 9 ago. 2020 às 8:20

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Desbloqueada a 17 jun. 2020 às 8:51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000