Progression de Ri4ard pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 8h00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 8h31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 8h16

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 12h09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 8h26

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 8h21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 7h00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 10h35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 12h41

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 6h24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 7h54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 12h50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 14h34

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 9h03

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 8h57

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 6h52

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 6h16

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 5h51

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 12h54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 11h28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 6h55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 11h45

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 6h39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 8h17

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 9h00

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 11h32

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 11h37

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 12h35

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 7h06

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 12h53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 9h10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 8h16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 6h03

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 9h11

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 11h40

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 8h27

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 12h34

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 11h48

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 6h26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 8h16

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 8h14

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 5h52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 9h13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 9h14

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 9h14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 8h31

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 12h16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 7h06

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 11h26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 9h05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 9h16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 5 juil. 2020 à 8h26

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 5 juil. 2020 à 7h50

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 6h51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 7h30

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 7h04

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Débloqué le 22 mai 2020 à 9h22

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 7h44

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 5 juil. 2020 à 9h28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 18 juin 2020 à 14h37

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Débloqué le 8 aout 2020 à 10h14

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2020 à 8h31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 9 aout 2020 à 8h20

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 17 juin 2020 à 8h51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000