Errungenschaftsfortschritt von Ri4ard in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 8:00 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 8:31 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 8:16 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 12:09 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 8:26 freigeschaltet

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 8:21 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 7:00 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 10:35 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 12:41 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 6:24 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 7:54 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 12:50 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 14:34 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 9:03 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 8:57 freigeschaltet

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 6:52 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 6:16 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 5:51 freigeschaltet

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 12:54 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 11:28 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 6:55 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 11:45 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 6:39 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 8:17 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 9:00 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 11:32 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 11:37 freigeschaltet

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 12:35 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 7:06 freigeschaltet

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 12:53 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 9:10 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 8:16 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 6:03 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 9:11 freigeschaltet

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 11:40 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 8:27 freigeschaltet

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 12:34 freigeschaltet

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 11:48 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 6:26 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 8:16 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 8:14 freigeschaltet

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 5:52 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 9:13 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 9:14 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 9:14 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 8:31 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 12:16 freigeschaltet

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 7:06 freigeschaltet

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 11:26 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 9:05 freigeschaltet

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 9:16 freigeschaltet

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Am 5. Juli 2020 um 8:26 freigeschaltet

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Am 5. Juli 2020 um 7:50 freigeschaltet

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 6:51 freigeschaltet

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 7:30 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 7:04 freigeschaltet

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Am 22. Mai 2020 um 9:22 freigeschaltet

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 7:44 freigeschaltet

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Am 5. Juli 2020 um 9:28 freigeschaltet

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Am 18. Juni 2020 um 14:37 freigeschaltet

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Am 8. Aug. 2020 um 10:14 freigeschaltet

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Am 9. Aug. 2020 um 8:31 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Am 9. Aug. 2020 um 8:20 freigeschaltet

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Am 17. Juni 2020 um 8:51 freigeschaltet

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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