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Odemčeno 64 z 89 (72 %) achievementů:
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 8.00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 8.31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 8.16

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 12.09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 8.26

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 8.21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 7.00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 10.35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 12.41

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 6.24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 7.54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 12.50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 14.34

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 9.03

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 8.57

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 6.52

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 6.16

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 5.51

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 12.54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 11.28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 6.55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 11.45

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 6.39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 8.17

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 9.00

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 11.32

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 11.37

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 12.35

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 7.06

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 12.53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 9.10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 8.16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 6.03

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 9.11

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 11.40

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 8.27

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 12.34

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 11.48

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 6.26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 8.16

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 8.14

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 5.52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 9.13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 9.14

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 9.14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 8.31

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 12.16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 7.06

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 11.26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 9.05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 9.16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odemčeno 5. čvc. 2020 v 8.26

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 5. čvc. 2020 v 7.50

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 6.51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 7.30

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 7.04

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. 2020 v 9.22

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 7.44

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odemčeno 5. čvc. 2020 v 9.28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2020 v 14.37

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odemčeno 8. srp. 2020 v 10.14

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odemčeno 9. srp. 2020 v 8.31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odemčeno 9. srp. 2020 v 8.20

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odemčeno 17. čvn. 2020 v 8.51



Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
16 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+6

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