Prestatievoortgang van Ri4ard in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 8:00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 8:31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 8:16

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 12:09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 8:26

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 8:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 7:00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 10:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 12:41

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 6:24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 7:54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 12:50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 14:34

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 9:03

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 8:57

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 6:52

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 6:16

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 5:51

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 12:54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 11:28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 6:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 11:45

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 6:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 8:17

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 9:00

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 11:32

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 11:37

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 12:35

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 7:06

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 12:53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 9:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 8:16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 6:03

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 9:11

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 11:40

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 8:27

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 12:34

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 11:48

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 6:26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 8:16

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 8:14

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 5:52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 9:13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 9:14

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 9:14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 8:31

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 12:16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 7:06

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 11:26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 9:05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 9:16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2020 om 8:26

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2020 om 7:50

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 6:51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 7:30

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 7:04

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Ontgrendeld op 22 mei 2020 om 9:22

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 7:44

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2020 om 9:28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 18 jun 2020 om 14:37

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Ontgrendeld op 8 aug 2020 om 10:14

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2020 om 8:31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ontgrendeld op 9 aug 2020 om 8:20

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ontgrendeld op 17 jun 2020 om 8:51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000