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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 8:00

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 8:31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 8:16

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 12:09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 8:26

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 8:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 7:00

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 10:35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 12:41

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 6:24

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 7:54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 12:50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 14:34

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 9:03

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 8:57

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 6:52

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 6:16

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 5:51

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 12:54

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 11:28

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 6:55

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 11:45

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 6:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 8:17

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 9:00

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 11:32

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 11:37

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 12:35

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 7:06

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 12:53

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 9:10

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 8:16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 6:03

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 9:11

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 11:40

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 8:27

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 12:34

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 11:48

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 6:26

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 8:16

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 8:14

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 5:52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 9:13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 9:14

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 9:14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 8:31

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 12:16

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 7:06

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 11:26

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 9:05

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 9:16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odblokowano: 5 lipca 2020 o 8:26

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odblokowano: 5 lipca 2020 o 7:50

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 6:51

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 7:30

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 7:04

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2020 o 9:22

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 7:44

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odblokowano: 5 lipca 2020 o 9:28

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2020 o 14:37

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Odblokowano: 8 sierpnia 2020 o 10:14

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Odblokowano: 9 sierpnia 2020 o 8:31

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odblokowano: 9 sierpnia 2020 o 8:20

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odblokowano: 17 czerwca 2020 o 8:51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

16 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000