Досягнення X у POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Здобуто 28 черв. 2020 о 3:46

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Здобуто 28 черв. 2020 о 4:40

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Здобуто 28 черв. 2020 о 4:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Здобуто 28 черв. 2020 о 5:57

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Здобуто 29 черв. 2020 о 16:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Здобуто 14 лют. 2022 о 9:45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Здобуто 29 черв. 2020 о 6:15

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Здобуто 30 черв. 2020 о 2:07

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Здобуто 28 черв. 2020 о 4:00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Здобуто 29 черв. 2020 о 5:52

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Здобуто 28 черв. 2020 о 4:24

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Здобуто 30 черв. 2020 о 2:10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Здобуто 28 черв. 2020 о 3:41

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Здобуто 29 черв. 2020 о 5:59

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Здобуто 28 черв. 2020 о 6:03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Здобуто 28 черв. 2020 о 5:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Здобуто 28 черв. 2020 о 3:40

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Здобуто 28 черв. 2020 о 5:59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Здобуто 30 черв. 2020 о 1:53

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:20

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Здобуто 28 черв. 2020 о 6:06

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Здобуто 3 трав. 2022 о 3:22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

411 / 1,000

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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