Conquistas de X em POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Alcançada em 28/jun./2020 às 3:46

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Alcançada em 28/jun./2020 às 4:40

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Alcançada em 28/jun./2020 às 4:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Alcançada em 28/jun./2020 às 5:57

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Alcançada em 29/jun./2020 às 16:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Alcançada em 14/fev./2022 às 9:45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Alcançada em 29/jun./2020 às 6:15

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Alcançada em 30/jun./2020 às 2:07

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Alcançada em 28/jun./2020 às 4:00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Alcançada em 29/jun./2020 às 5:52

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Alcançada em 28/jun./2020 às 4:24

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Alcançada em 30/jun./2020 às 2:10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Alcançada em 28/jun./2020 às 3:41

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Alcançada em 29/jun./2020 às 5:59

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 28/jun./2020 às 6:03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Alcançada em 28/jun./2020 às 5:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Alcançada em 28/jun./2020 às 3:40

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 28/jun./2020 às 5:59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Alcançada em 30/jun./2020 às 1:53

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:20

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Alcançada em 28/jun./2020 às 6:06

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Alcançada em 3/mai./2022 às 3:22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

411 / 1,000

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000