Progresul realizărilor lui X pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2020 la 3:46

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2020 la 4:40

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2020 la 4:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2020 la 5:57

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 29 iun. 2020 la 16:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 14 febr. 2022 la 9:45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 29 iun. 2020 la 6:15

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 30 iun. 2020 la 2:07

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2020 la 4:00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 29 iun. 2020 la 5:52

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2020 la 4:24

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 30 iun. 2020 la 2:10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2020 la 3:41

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 29 iun. 2020 la 5:59

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2020 la 6:03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2020 la 5:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2020 la 3:40

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2020 la 5:59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 30 iun. 2020 la 1:53

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:20

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 28 iun. 2020 la 6:06

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 3 mai 2022 la 3:22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

411 / 1,000

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000