Η πρόοδος επιτευγμάτων του X στο POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Ιουν 2020, 3:46

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Ιουν 2020, 4:40

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Ιουν 2020, 4:21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Ιουν 2020, 5:57

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 29 Ιουν 2020, 16:05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 14 Φεβ 2022, 9:45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 29 Ιουν 2020, 6:15

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 30 Ιουν 2020, 2:07

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Ιουν 2020, 4:00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 29 Ιουν 2020, 5:52

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Ιουν 2020, 4:24

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 30 Ιουν 2020, 2:10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Ιουν 2020, 3:41

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 29 Ιουν 2020, 5:59

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Ιουν 2020, 6:03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Ιουν 2020, 5:10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Ιουν 2020, 3:40

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Ιουν 2020, 5:59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 30 Ιουν 2020, 1:53

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:20

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 28 Ιουν 2020, 6:06

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ξεκλειδώθηκε στις 3 Μαϊ 2022, 3:22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

411 / 1,000

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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