Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 X

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2020 @ 3:46am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2020 @ 4:40am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2020 @ 4:21am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2020 @ 5:57am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jun 2020 @ 4:05pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2022 @ 9:45am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jun 2020 @ 6:15am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2020 @ 2:07am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2020 @ 4:00am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jun 2020 @ 5:52am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2020 @ 4:24am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2020 @ 2:10am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2020 @ 3:41am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 29 Jun 2020 @ 5:59am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2020 @ 6:03am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2020 @ 5:10am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2020 @ 3:40am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2020 @ 5:59am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2020 @ 1:53am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:20am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 28 Jun 2020 @ 6:06am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 3 Mei 2022 @ 3:22am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

411 / 1,000

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000