Achievementy uživatele X ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 28. čvn. 2020 v 3.46

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 28. čvn. 2020 v 4.40

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 28. čvn. 2020 v 4.21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 28. čvn. 2020 v 5.57

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 29. čvn. 2020 v 16.05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 14. úno. 2022 v 9.45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 29. čvn. 2020 v 6.15

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 30. čvn. 2020 v 2.07

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 28. čvn. 2020 v 4.00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 29. čvn. 2020 v 5.52

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 28. čvn. 2020 v 4.24

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 30. čvn. 2020 v 2.10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 28. čvn. 2020 v 3.41

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 29. čvn. 2020 v 5.59

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 28. čvn. 2020 v 6.03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odemčeno 28. čvn. 2020 v 5.10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 28. čvn. 2020 v 3.40

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 28. čvn. 2020 v 5.59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 30. čvn. 2020 v 1.53

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.20

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odemčeno 28. čvn. 2020 v 6.06

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odemčeno 3. kvě. 2022 v 3.22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

411 / 1,000

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000