Prestasjonsfremgangen til X for POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Låst opp 28. juni 2020 kl. 3.46

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Låst opp 28. juni 2020 kl. 4.40

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Låst opp 28. juni 2020 kl. 4.21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Låst opp 28. juni 2020 kl. 5.57

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Låst opp 29. juni 2020 kl. 16.05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Låst opp 14. feb. 2022 kl. 9.45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Låst opp 29. juni 2020 kl. 6.15

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Låst opp 30. juni 2020 kl. 2.07

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Låst opp 28. juni 2020 kl. 4.00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Låst opp 29. juni 2020 kl. 5.52

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Låst opp 28. juni 2020 kl. 4.24

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Låst opp 30. juni 2020 kl. 2.10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Låst opp 28. juni 2020 kl. 3.41

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Låst opp 29. juni 2020 kl. 5.59

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Låst opp 28. juni 2020 kl. 6.03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Låst opp 28. juni 2020 kl. 5.10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Låst opp 28. juni 2020 kl. 3.40

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Låst opp 28. juni 2020 kl. 5.59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Låst opp 30. juni 2020 kl. 1.53

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.20

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Låst opp 28. juni 2020 kl. 6.06

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Låst opp 3. mai 2022 kl. 3.22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

411 / 1,000

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000