Progreso de X en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2020 a las 3:46 a. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2020 a las 4:40 a. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2020 a las 4:21 a. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2020 a las 5:57 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 29 JUN 2020 a las 4:05 p. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 14 FEB 2022 a las 9:45 a. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 29 JUN 2020 a las 6:15 a. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 30 JUN 2020 a las 2:07 a. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2020 a las 4:00 a. m.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 29 JUN 2020 a las 5:52 a. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2020 a las 4:24 a. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 30 JUN 2020 a las 2:10 a. m.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2020 a las 3:41 a. m.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 29 JUN 2020 a las 5:59 a. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2020 a las 6:03 a. m.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2020 a las 5:10 a. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2020 a las 3:40 a. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2020 a las 5:59 a. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 30 JUN 2020 a las 1:53 a. m.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:20 a. m.

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 28 JUN 2020 a las 6:06 a. m.

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 3 MAY 2022 a las 3:22 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

411 / 1,000

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000