Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của marsmann7

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg06, 2014 @ 7:02am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2014 @ 12:48pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg06, 2014 @ 11:46am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg06, 2014 @ 12:06pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg06, 2014 @ 12:27pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg06, 2014 @ 8:04am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2014 @ 4:57am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2014 @ 8:52am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2014 @ 10:24am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2014 @ 11:52am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg07, 2014 @ 2:25am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2015 @ 4:49am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg12, 2017 @ 2:17am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Mở khóa vào 10 Thg12, 2017 @ 2:54am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 9 Thg12, 2017 @ 9:27am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg06, 2015 @ 2:08am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Mở khóa vào 10 Thg12, 2017 @ 2:56am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg06, 2015 @ 2:24am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg06, 2015 @ 2:39am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Mở khóa vào 10 Thg12, 2017 @ 4:08am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2014 @ 12:51pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg06, 2015 @ 2:34am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg06, 2015 @ 9:13am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2014 @ 11:20am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:44am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2014 @ 8:37am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg06, 2014 @ 12:12pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg06, 2014 @ 11:46am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg06, 2015 @ 7:28am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 11 Thg06, 2015 @ 9:42am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Mở khóa vào 10 Thg12, 2017 @ 2:17am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg06, 2014 @ 1:03pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg06, 2014 @ 6:23am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg06, 2015 @ 2:10am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg06, 2014 @ 11:52am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg06, 2014 @ 3:37pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 26 Thg06, 2014 @ 1:04am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg06, 2015 @ 9:08am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg07, 2014 @ 11:36am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 13 Thg06, 2015 @ 6:53am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg06, 2014 @ 12:26pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2014 @ 12:49pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:34am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Mở khóa vào 25 Thg06, 2014 @ 7:09am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg07, 2014 @ 2:26am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg06, 2015 @ 1:42pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg06, 2015 @ 2:46pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2015 @ 5:23am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg06, 2015 @ 6:01am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg06, 2015 @ 10:20am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg06, 2015 @ 12:35pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2015 @ 5:13am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2015 @ 5:21am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,760 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

6 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

7 / 10

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