Prestatievoortgang van marsmann7 in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jun 2014 om 7:02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jun 2014 om 12:48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2014 om 11:46

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2014 om 12:06

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2014 om 12:27

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jun 2014 om 8:04

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2014 om 4:57

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2014 om 8:52

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2014 om 10:24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2014 om 11:52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2014 om 2:25

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 21 jun 2015 om 4:49

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 8 dec 2017 om 2:17

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Ontgrendeld op 10 dec 2017 om 2:54

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 9 dec 2017 om 9:27

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Ontgrendeld op 12 jun 2015 om 2:08

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Ontgrendeld op 10 dec 2017 om 2:56

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 13 jun 2015 om 2:24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 13 jun 2015 om 2:39

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 10 dec 2017 om 4:08

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2014 om 12:51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 12 jun 2015 om 2:34

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 11 jun 2015 om 9:13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2014 om 11:20

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 12 jun 2015 om 8:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2014 om 8:37

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2014 om 12:12

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2014 om 11:46

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 13 jun 2015 om 7:28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 11 jun 2015 om 9:42

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Ontgrendeld op 10 dec 2017 om 2:17

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 26 jun 2014 om 13:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 25 jun 2014 om 6:23

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 12 jun 2015 om 2:10

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2014 om 11:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 26 jun 2014 om 15:37

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 26 jun 2014 om 1:04

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 12 jun 2015 om 9:08

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 6 jul 2014 om 11:36

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ontgrendeld op 13 jun 2015 om 6:53

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2014 om 12:26

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Ontgrendeld op 27 jun 2014 om 12:49

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Ontgrendeld op 12 jun 2015 om 8:34

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Ontgrendeld op 25 jun 2014 om 7:09

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Ontgrendeld op 7 jul 2014 om 2:26

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 20 jun 2015 om 13:42

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Ontgrendeld op 20 jun 2015 om 14:46

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Ontgrendeld op 21 jun 2015 om 5:23

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Ontgrendeld op 22 jun 2015 om 6:01

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2015 om 10:20

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Ontgrendeld op 20 jun 2015 om 12:35

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Ontgrendeld op 21 jun 2015 om 5:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Ontgrendeld op 21 jun 2015 om 5:21

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,760 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

6 / 30