Досягнення marsmann7 у POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Здобуто 25 черв. 2014 о 7:02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Здобуто 27 черв. 2014 о 12:48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Здобуто 23 черв. 2014 о 11:46

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Здобуто 23 черв. 2014 о 12:06

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Здобуто 23 черв. 2014 о 12:27

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Здобуто 25 черв. 2014 о 8:04

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Здобуто 6 лип. 2014 о 4:57

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Здобуто 6 лип. 2014 о 8:52

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Здобуто 6 лип. 2014 о 10:24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Здобуто 6 лип. 2014 о 11:52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Здобуто 7 лип. 2014 о 2:25

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Здобуто 21 черв. 2015 о 4:49

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Здобуто 8 груд. 2017 о 2:17

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Здобуто 10 груд. 2017 о 2:54

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Здобуто 9 груд. 2017 о 9:27

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Здобуто 12 черв. 2015 о 2:08

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Здобуто 10 груд. 2017 о 2:56

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Здобуто 13 черв. 2015 о 2:24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Здобуто 13 черв. 2015 о 2:39

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Здобуто 10 груд. 2017 о 4:08

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Здобуто 6 лип. 2014 о 12:51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Здобуто 12 черв. 2015 о 2:34

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Здобуто 11 черв. 2015 о 9:13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Здобуто 6 лип. 2014 о 11:20

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Здобуто 12 черв. 2015 о 8:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Здобуто 6 лип. 2014 о 8:37

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Здобуто 23 черв. 2014 о 12:12

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Здобуто 23 черв. 2014 о 11:46

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Здобуто 13 черв. 2015 о 7:28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Здобуто 11 черв. 2015 о 9:42

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Здобуто 10 груд. 2017 о 2:17

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Здобуто 26 черв. 2014 о 13:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Здобуто 25 черв. 2014 о 6:23

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Здобуто 12 черв. 2015 о 2:10

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Здобуто 23 черв. 2014 о 11:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Здобуто 26 черв. 2014 о 15:37

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Здобуто 26 черв. 2014 о 1:04

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Здобуто 12 черв. 2015 о 9:08

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Здобуто 6 лип. 2014 о 11:36

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Здобуто 13 черв. 2015 о 6:53

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Здобуто 23 черв. 2014 о 12:26

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Здобуто 27 черв. 2014 о 12:49

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Здобуто 12 черв. 2015 о 8:34

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Здобуто 25 черв. 2014 о 7:09

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Здобуто 7 лип. 2014 о 2:26

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Здобуто 20 черв. 2015 о 13:42

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Здобуто 20 черв. 2015 о 14:46

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Здобуто 21 черв. 2015 о 5:23

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Здобуто 22 черв. 2015 о 6:01

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Здобуто 23 черв. 2015 о 10:20

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Здобуто 20 черв. 2015 о 12:35

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Здобуто 21 черв. 2015 о 5:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Здобуто 21 черв. 2015 о 5:21

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,760 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

6 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

7 / 10

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