Errungenschaftsfortschritt von marsmann7 in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 25. Juni 2014 um 7:02 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 27. Juni 2014 um 12:48 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 23. Juni 2014 um 11:46 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 23. Juni 2014 um 12:06 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 23. Juni 2014 um 12:27 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 25. Juni 2014 um 8:04 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 6. Juli 2014 um 4:57 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 6. Juli 2014 um 8:52 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 6. Juli 2014 um 10:24 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 6. Juli 2014 um 11:52 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Am 7. Juli 2014 um 2:25 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 21. Juni 2015 um 4:49 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Am 8. Dez. 2017 um 2:17 freigeschaltet

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Am 10. Dez. 2017 um 2:54 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 9. Dez. 2017 um 9:27 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Am 12. Juni 2015 um 2:08 freigeschaltet

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Am 10. Dez. 2017 um 2:56 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 13. Juni 2015 um 2:24 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 13. Juni 2015 um 2:39 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Am 10. Dez. 2017 um 4:08 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 6. Juli 2014 um 12:51 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Am 12. Juni 2015 um 2:34 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 11. Juni 2015 um 9:13 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 6. Juli 2014 um 11:20 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 12. Juni 2015 um 8:44 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 6. Juli 2014 um 8:37 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Am 23. Juni 2014 um 12:12 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 23. Juni 2014 um 11:46 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 13. Juni 2015 um 7:28 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 11. Juni 2015 um 9:42 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 10. Dez. 2017 um 2:17 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 26. Juni 2014 um 13:03 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 25. Juni 2014 um 6:23 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 12. Juni 2015 um 2:10 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 23. Juni 2014 um 11:52 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 26. Juni 2014 um 15:37 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 26. Juni 2014 um 1:04 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 12. Juni 2015 um 9:08 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 6. Juli 2014 um 11:36 freigeschaltet

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Am 13. Juni 2015 um 6:53 freigeschaltet

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Am 23. Juni 2014 um 12:26 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Am 27. Juni 2014 um 12:49 freigeschaltet

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Am 12. Juni 2015 um 8:34 freigeschaltet

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Am 25. Juni 2014 um 7:09 freigeschaltet

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Am 7. Juli 2014 um 2:26 freigeschaltet

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Am 20. Juni 2015 um 13:42 freigeschaltet

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Am 20. Juni 2015 um 14:46 freigeschaltet

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Am 21. Juni 2015 um 5:23 freigeschaltet

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Am 22. Juni 2015 um 6:01 freigeschaltet

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Am 23. Juni 2015 um 10:20 freigeschaltet

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Am 20. Juni 2015 um 12:35 freigeschaltet

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Am 21. Juni 2015 um 5:13 freigeschaltet

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Am 21. Juni 2015 um 5:21 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,760 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

6 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

7 / 10

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