marsmann7: достижения в POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2014 г. в 7:02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Дата получения: 27 июн. 2014 г. в 12:48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Дата получения: 23 июн. 2014 г. в 11:46

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Дата получения: 23 июн. 2014 г. в 12:06

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Дата получения: 23 июн. 2014 г. в 12:27

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2014 г. в 8:04

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Дата получения: 6 июл. 2014 г. в 4:57

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Дата получения: 6 июл. 2014 г. в 8:52

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Дата получения: 6 июл. 2014 г. в 10:24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Дата получения: 6 июл. 2014 г. в 11:52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Дата получения: 7 июл. 2014 г. в 2:25

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Дата получения: 21 июн. 2015 г. в 4:49

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Дата получения: 8 дек. 2017 г. в 2:17

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Дата получения: 10 дек. 2017 г. в 2:54

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Дата получения: 9 дек. 2017 г. в 9:27

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Дата получения: 12 июн. 2015 г. в 2:08

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Дата получения: 10 дек. 2017 г. в 2:56

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Дата получения: 13 июн. 2015 г. в 2:24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Дата получения: 13 июн. 2015 г. в 2:39

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Дата получения: 10 дек. 2017 г. в 4:08

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Дата получения: 6 июл. 2014 г. в 12:51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Дата получения: 12 июн. 2015 г. в 2:34

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Дата получения: 11 июн. 2015 г. в 9:13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Дата получения: 6 июл. 2014 г. в 11:20

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Дата получения: 12 июн. 2015 г. в 8:44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Дата получения: 6 июл. 2014 г. в 8:37

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Дата получения: 23 июн. 2014 г. в 12:12

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Дата получения: 23 июн. 2014 г. в 11:46

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Дата получения: 13 июн. 2015 г. в 7:28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Дата получения: 11 июн. 2015 г. в 9:42

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Дата получения: 10 дек. 2017 г. в 2:17

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2014 г. в 13:03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2014 г. в 6:23

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Дата получения: 12 июн. 2015 г. в 2:10

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Дата получения: 23 июн. 2014 г. в 11:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2014 г. в 15:37

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Дата получения: 26 июн. 2014 г. в 1:04

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Дата получения: 12 июн. 2015 г. в 9:08

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Дата получения: 6 июл. 2014 г. в 11:36

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Дата получения: 13 июн. 2015 г. в 6:53

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Дата получения: 23 июн. 2014 г. в 12:26

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Дата получения: 27 июн. 2014 г. в 12:49

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Дата получения: 12 июн. 2015 г. в 8:34

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Дата получения: 25 июн. 2014 г. в 7:09

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Дата получения: 7 июл. 2014 г. в 2:26

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Дата получения: 20 июн. 2015 г. в 13:42

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Дата получения: 20 июн. 2015 г. в 14:46

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Дата получения: 21 июн. 2015 г. в 5:23

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Дата получения: 22 июн. 2015 г. в 6:01

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Дата получения: 23 июн. 2015 г. в 10:20

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Дата получения: 20 июн. 2015 г. в 12:35

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Дата получения: 21 июн. 2015 г. в 5:13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Дата получения: 21 июн. 2015 г. в 5:21

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,760 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

6 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

7 / 10

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