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Odemčeno 53 z 89 (60 %) achievementů:
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2014 v 7.02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 27. čvn. 2014 v 12.48

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 23. čvn. 2014 v 11.46

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 23. čvn. 2014 v 12.06

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 23. čvn. 2014 v 12.27

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2014 v 8.04

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2014 v 4.57

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2014 v 8.52

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2014 v 10.24

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2014 v 11.52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2014 v 2.25

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 21. čvn. 2015 v 4.49

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 8. pro. 2017 v 2.17

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odemčeno 10. pro. 2017 v 2.54

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 9. pro. 2017 v 9.27

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odemčeno 12. čvn. 2015 v 2.08

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odemčeno 10. pro. 2017 v 2.56

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 13. čvn. 2015 v 2.24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 13. čvn. 2015 v 2.39

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 10. pro. 2017 v 4.08

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2014 v 12.51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 12. čvn. 2015 v 2.34

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 11. čvn. 2015 v 9.13

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2014 v 11.20

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 12. čvn. 2015 v 8.44

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2014 v 8.37

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 23. čvn. 2014 v 12.12

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 23. čvn. 2014 v 11.46

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 13. čvn. 2015 v 7.28

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 11. čvn. 2015 v 9.42

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odemčeno 10. pro. 2017 v 2.17

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 26. čvn. 2014 v 13.03

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2014 v 6.23

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 12. čvn. 2015 v 2.10

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 23. čvn. 2014 v 11.52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 26. čvn. 2014 v 15.37

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 26. čvn. 2014 v 1.04

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 12. čvn. 2015 v 9.08

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 6. čvc. 2014 v 11.36

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 13. čvn. 2015 v 6.53

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 23. čvn. 2014 v 12.26

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 27. čvn. 2014 v 12.49

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odemčeno 12. čvn. 2015 v 8.34

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odemčeno 25. čvn. 2014 v 7.09

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 7. čvc. 2014 v 2.26

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odemčeno 20. čvn. 2015 v 13.42

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odemčeno 20. čvn. 2015 v 14.46

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odemčeno 21. čvn. 2015 v 5.23

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odemčeno 22. čvn. 2015 v 6.01

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odemčeno 23. čvn. 2015 v 10.20

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Odemčeno 20. čvn. 2015 v 12.35

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 21. čvn. 2015 v 5.13

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Odemčeno 21. čvn. 2015 v 5.21



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
19 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
1,760 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
6 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
7 / 10
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