+rep Epic Comeback

Time for some epic plays. Ready?

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yo lets play csgo

gogo

Hark! Bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime! To choke ye! Engorging your organs 'til ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more. Only when he, crown in cockle shells, with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard take up his foul arm! His coil trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest, and plunges right through your gullet! Bursting ye, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody now film nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the dread emperor himself! Forgotten to any man, to any time, to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea. For any stuff or part of Nathan, even any scantling of your soul, is Nathan no more--but is now ITSELF the sea.