Douchebaggery is non-existent.

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A group for laid-back gamers who wish to avoid all the douchebags they possibly can while gaming.That said, you might be asking yourself "what exactly constitutes a douchebag player?" The answer is pretty simple; a douchebag player is someone that fits into one or more of the following scenarios:

- Players who think they piss gold, ♥♥♥♥ platinum and have a habit of blaming others for their mistakes because they are infallible.

- Players from any game that post videos of themselves beating other players on YouTube, or any other video posting platform, and DO NOT POST ANY VIDEOS OF THEMSELVES LOSING. This automatically qualifies someone as a douchebag for eternity - Chuck Norris said so.

- Players that whine excesively and are so negative that the flora and fauna around them dies wherever they go.

- Players that can't handle being accidentally shot, damaged, or incapped by a teammate and berate other people's skills as a result.

- Players that constantly tell others what to do because they believe they are the only one in the game that really knows how to play.

- Players that run so far ahead in team based games that it's not humanly possible to save them from the horrors of "going solo", such as the jockey's toxic balls on your face or the humiliating molestation by Mr. Hoodie in L4D2.

- Players that intentionally piss off other players just to get a rise out of them.

- You get the idea...

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- If the situation dictates, players must be able to handle swearing, because we swear with great passion and frequency. Also, be prepared for some really ♥♥♥♥♥♥-up and wildly perverse discussions. If the swearing is not compatible with your audio setup (see below), just let us know; we are not douchebags and we'll adust to the situation with no problems or griping.

- Players should be 21 or over, be able to handle their booze and ideally have a headset with a working microphone. If you only have headphones that's fine too, just let other players know. A desktop mic and speakers is also fine, but if you fall into this category, let players know so we can fit your circumstances and avoid a broadcast of profanity and off-the-wall perverted topics throughout your house.

- Players must have a strong sense of humor and be able to "laugh it off" when ♥♥♥♥ goes crazy.

- Players MUST be team Players, no exceptions.

- THIS GROUP IS INVITE ONLY, so if you've been asked to join give it some thought if you're having a problem finding friends that are enjoyable to game with, or if you're looking to find some new ones you can tolerate.

- We welcome all skill levels of players from noobs to well-seasoned pros.

- Anyone who becomes a member of the group is also an officer, capable of adding new games, discussion forums, content of all types and inviting other certified non-douchebags to the group.