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I read the prompt above this box: "Use this space to describe your collection and what makes it interesting." I think I can do that.

"Describe your collection":
Is there any way to describe something so mindnumbingly ridiculous? Every single mod I've ever made. Every single one of them. Each one unique, each one screwing up Skyrim and making it weird in its own interesting, creative way. This collection is a combination of all of these, working together to make Skyrim weirder, funnier, and quite possibly worse. Who knows? They may cancel each other out and your Skyrim will be boring and the same. Or perhaps they'll all do their own thing individually, and you'll find that your Skyrim is broken beyond repair. Maybe this collection will result in world peace. Anything is possible. As Princess Mindy once said, "You just gotta believe." While I continue making mods, whether serious, weird, good, or even functional, I'll add them to this collection so you can all enjoy the lunacy of, as the title says, turbof*cking the entire game to hell and back.

"What makes it interesting":
Well, that's a packed question. What makes this collection interesting? Maybe it's the fact that this collection's entire purpose is unknown. No idea. Clueless. Couldn't tell you why I'm making this collection even if I tried. I guess the whole idea of this is just to screw up Skyrim for laughs. But hey, that's a fair enough goal, right? What makes this mod really interesting just depends on the person. It depends on what you, personally, are interested in. If you're interested in orally turbof*cking Skyrim, then this collection is perfect for you. However, if you're more so interested in a fun, dramatic experience of Skyrim as a well made game, then you'll likely despise this collection with a passion. But if you're the type of person to enjoy this type of thing, then I encourage you to try it out. And finally, last thing that makes this interesting: it's one of-a-kind. Where else will you find a collection with no real known purpose except to literally detract from your experience of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?
Items (50)
83 Nazeems
Created by Chocolate Milk
When I thought of this mod, the first thing that popped into my head was 'I can never have too many Nazeems!" Well, with this mod, I managed to prove myself wrong. This mod adds 83 Nazeems to Dragonsreach, The Drunken Huntsman, and pretty much any other pl...
Basic Steel Weapons but They're Giant Boulders
Created by Chocolate Milk
THE HALF-TRUE STORY BEHIND IT ALL: It was around 12:30 AM. I was bored, sitting in my room, wondering what to do, until I suddenly thought of something: rocks. Well, what about rocks? I asked myself. Of course, it's important to understand that I'd had a l...
Bigger Giants
Created by Chocolate Milk
This mod makes all giants 2x larger. They seemed too small to be realistic giants, so I fixed that. NOTE: I'm nobody better than my subscribers; I'm a person, too. If you comment a question, I guarantee I will answer you....
Billy Mays and the OxiClean Cleaning Solution
Created by Chocolate Milk
Infomercial: HELLO, BILLY MAYS HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OXICLEAN©, THE ULTIMATE CLEANING SOLUTION! WITH OXICLEAN©, YOU CAN WIPE YOUR ENEMIES CLEAN OFF THE BOARD! OXICLEAN© CLEANING SOLUTION TAKES THE FORM OF AN IRON SWORD THAT CAN OBLITERATE ANYTHING IN Y...
Billy Mays' Voice
Created by Chocolate Milk
BILLY MAYS IS HERE AND BETTER THAN EVER, BABES! Perhaps the most legendary aspect of Billy Mays' acting career was his uneblievable, golden voice. Hearing his voice was like a chocolate frosted donut with angel wings playing All Star by Smash Mouth on a ha...
Child Nazeem
Created by Chocolate Milk
We've all stared at Nazeem in Whiterun and thought to ourselves, "What a condescending piece of crap!" It's not uncommon, because it's obvious that Nazeem is indeed a condescending piece of crap. However, I've not only made him stop asking you about the Cl...
Elevator Combat Music
Created by Chocolate Milk
So, one day, as usual, I was listening to one of my favorite YouTube videos: "Elevator Music 1 hour". It was, of course, just a video of nothing but bossa-nova elevator music. My favorite kind of video. Anyways, I was calmly listening to my elevator music ...
Elisif the Tiny
Created by Chocolate Milk
I'm quite sure that every person who's ever played The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has looked at Elisif the Fair and thought, "My goodness! This woman is far too large! I wish there were a way to make her tiny!" Well, at the request of a Steam user that goes b...
EXTREME Bow
Created by Chocolate Milk
This bow deals max damage, max speed, is hyper-enchanted, has incredible range, and is maxed in pretty much everything else, too. I tested it, and I can confirm that it can instantly kill ANYTHING (including giants, dragons, and even the annoying Whiterun ...
EXTREME Iron Sword
Created by Chocolate Milk
Not just any iron sword... WHAT IT IS: This appears to be just a normal iron sword. It weighs the same. It looks the same. It's a one-handed weapon. But there's a couple things that make it particularly special: it's damage is 10,000. It has a 50% critical...
Hulk Hogan's Distant Cousin (Playable Race)
Created by Chocolate Milk
WHAT? If you choose this race, you play as WWE Star Hulk Hogan's third cousin twice removed who has--quite literally--no body. You are simply a floating head. Furthermore, you are only allowed to have extremely bright neon hair for your character. Bright n...
Hulk Hogan's Descendant (Playable Race) (Read Description)
Created by Chocolate Milk
WHAT IT IS: This is a one-of-a-kind mod that allows you to customize your character with a new race: one of Hulk Hogan's descendants. This changes almost nothing, except for a new hair color and automatic leveling up of certain skills. If you wish to know ...
Extremely Cute Dogs
Created by Chocolate Milk
Here's one question that should certaily be asked more often: what makes something cute? Well, as a matter of fact, the answer is clear and obvious. If something is small, then it's adorable - no exceptions. And the dogs of Skyrim, in my personal opinion, ...
Gum F*ck Mc. Stumble Duck
Created by Chocolate Milk
I'm just gonna skip straight to the truth: I messed around with the creation kit again. I decided I would make an NPC. And that is what I've done. Of course, this NPC had to have some sort of hilarious name. What else than Gum F*ck Mc. Stumble Duck? And he...
Huge Jarl Balgruuf
Created by Chocolate Milk
I'm sure everybody has looked at Jarl Balgruuf the Greater, the Jarl of Whiterun, and thought that he seemed too small. Is it truly right that such a powerful man should be the size of a boring mortal? No, of course not! That's why I've gone out of my way ...
Hulk Hogan Follower ;))))))
Created by Chocolate Milk
Have you ever desperately wanted WWE Star Hulk Hogan to follow you like a stalker? Well, then this mod is the mod for you! This mod creates a follower identical to Hulk Hogan in Dragonsreach in Whiterun! He can help you with any of your daily tasks, includ...
Iron Swords but They're Worth One More Gold
Created by Chocolate Milk
This mod changes absolutely nothing except make iron swords worth one more gold piece. Enjoy your +1 gold pieces, you greedy sh*ts....
Jarl Dogruuf the Greater
Created by Chocolate Milk
Have you ever looked at the Jarl of Whiterun (Bulgruuf the Greater) and thought that he was incredibly boring? Perhaps you thought that if Jarl Balgruuf had suddenly become a domesticated dog, he would instantly be the most popular kid in school! Well, the...
Jonathan of Garlic
Created by Chocolate Milk
STORY: Jonathan was never liked much by anybody. His skin was crimson and his hair was teal. Luckily, his face was spared from odd discoloration. However, it was not spared from ugliness and deformity. He was often teased by family, friends, and even stran...
Massive Nazeem
Created by Chocolate Milk
Quite simple, this makes Nazeem unnecessarily large. Have fun....
Nazeem's Not a D*ck Anymore
Created by Chocolate Milk
"Do you get to the Cloud District often? Oh--what am I saying? Of course you don't." There it was. There it was, those f*cking words. Those godforsaken words I hear every single f*cking day in Whiterun. I turned around, knowing exactly who it was I would s...
Outragoues Race Names
Created by Chocolate Milk
Have you ever stared at your screen during character creation and thought to yourself, "These race names are so unoriginal! I certainly wish there were a way to alter the names of the races to be more entertaining!" Well, then today is your lucky day! Here...
Perth Has Been Turned Into a Dog.
Created by Chocolate Milk
Well, here it is. Yet another unnecessary Workshop mod you've looked at, made by Chocolate Milk. Why did you click on this? You knew it'd be useless, you knew it would not add to your experience of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at all; and yet, nevertheless,...
Riverwood Mudcrabs
Created by Chocolate Milk
I'm sure everybody who reads this has gone to Riverwood and thought that the main characters who resided there were simply not quite right - there was just something off about them. Well, during my modding stream, one of my viewers figured out what that so...
RLSD
Created by Chocolate Milk
I hosted a stream, just yesterday. And I was honored that RLSD showed up. When I asked my viewers which insane mod I should make next, RLSD himself was one of the first people to respond."Make a mod that adds me to the game!" he said. I asked how, since I ...
Several Very Large Cows
Created by Chocolate Milk
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has a very nasty habit of leaving the world void of any high quality cows. Or, for that matter, any cows at all. I've noticed that many times. In fact, once, I tried to make a mod about cows, but I couldn't test it to see if it ...
Smite
Created by Chocolate Milk
I'm sure we've all been in a situation in Skyrim where we've had this one character that we just can't kill. Well, fret no more my dear friends, for now you kill them like the immortal being you are! With this mod, you can play as a race that can instantly...
Some Really F*cking Weird Chickens
Created by Chocolate Milk
This gives all chickens in Skyrim 10,000 health. It also makes them slightly larger than normal. They're extremely different from normal chickens. Alright, here's the truth. I screwed around with the chicken race. Honestly, I don't even know what I did. I ...
Some Really F*cking Weird Goats
Created by Chocolate Milk
Oh boy, guys, I've really done it this time. And I mean it. I mean business. Actually, y'know what? I'm not even gonna lie anymore. This time it was totally on purpose. I modded the living sh*t out of the goats of Skyrim, and I don't regret it for an insta...
Some Really F*cking Weird Horses
Created by Chocolate Milk
This mod is a sequel to the "Some Really F*cking Weird Chickens". The sequels are never as good as the originals, so it's not worth expecting this mod to go near as far as the Chickens mod. This mod gives all horses 10,001 health. It also makes horses frea...
Some Really F*cking Weird Potion
Created by Chocolate Milk
Literally, this was by far the worst idea I've ever had. And trust me, that's really saying something - you should see my other "Really F*cking Weird" mods. They're pretty messed up. But this one really takes the cake for the most f*cked up mod I've made y...
The Big Kids
Created by Chocolate Milk
Have you ever sat at the dinner table with your parents with the big kids sitting at a different table? It was lonely, wasn't it? All alone, your parents refusing to let you enjoy the company of the big kids. Well now, you can fill the terrible loss of aff...
The Bows Are F*cking BROKEN
Created by Chocolate Milk
Okay, so to start things off: what in all hell was I thinking? This was a huge mistake. I think I broke the longbows. I don't even know what I did. I started modding, but instead of doing my normal stuff, I edited the longbows and started typing in random ...
The Iron Sworp
Created by Chocolate Milk
This mod literally does nothing except make all iron swords have max range and two times faster. I thought that only switching the "d" to a "p" in sword would make sense becasue I changed so little in the game that it seemed fitting to change only a little...
The Mad Libs Mod
Created by Chocolate Milk
My friend (username ShadoStriker15) and I decided to make a mod together. I mod Skyrim, and he, too, mods Skyrim. I suggest you check out his mods. Anyway, he liked my idea of the "Some Really F*cking Weird" mods, in which I blindly click around in the Sky...
Tiny Bears
Created by Chocolate Milk
This mod makes all bears in Skyrim unnecessarily small, deal half as much damage as they do normally, and have half as much health as they do normally. Obviously, this mod is an absolute necessity to enjoy the fullest experience of The Elder Scrolls V: Skr...
Unnecessarily Powerful Kitchen Knife
Created by Chocolate Milk
This makes the basic knife in Skyrim (which is normally extremely weak, weaker than the starter weapon in Skyrim) EXTREME. With this mod, you can use your basic knife as an EXTREME way to completely demolish your enemies. If you see a Whiterun guard who's ...
Unrelenting Force (Fus Ro Dah) No Recharge Time
Created by Chocolate Milk
We've all been in a situation where we've loved to use Unrelenting Force. It's just so fun! We get to hit characters so hard they go from Skyrim to Mars, which doesn't even exist in this game - so that means it MUST be powerful! But with this mod, you won'...
KidPix Combat Music
Created by Chocolate Milk
In our elementary school childhood, many of us remember using one software. We would use this art and drawing software daily, whether it be to create images of small cottages along farms or images of mass destruction and mayhem (I am more fond of the latte...
Silent Balgruuf's Kids
Created by Chocolate Milk
Mod requested by @bugscuz ! Nelkir and Dagny, the children of Jarl Balgruuf, are notorious for their spoiled, annoying voices and voice lines. For that reason, I didn't only change their voice lines--I straight up silenced them. They're just silent now. Yo...
Sh*tty Infomercials
Created by Chocolate Milk
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS! INFOMERCIAL: Are you frustrated with your Skyrim music? Upset, disappointed, or outright clinically depressed? And is it boring, sad, or just too darned dramatic? Of course! Hi, I'm Chocolate Milk. I'm here to talk to you al...
UwU Shouts
Created by Chocolate Milk
hewwo uwu xD This mod does precisely what the Skyrim community didn't need; it UwU-ifies every shout name and description in the game. For example, the shout "Unrelenting Force"? Screw it all. Now it's "Unwewenting Fowce". And how about the ever-loved "Fir...
Yakety Sax Combat Music
Created by Chocolate Milk
COME ONE, COME ALL, AND BE SERENADED! Too often, I find myself in situations where I'm being chased by a mob of angry Whiterun guards solely for having fired a single arrow at a guard (he deserved it). And you know what blasts in my ears? This absurd, melo...
Reese's Puffs Rap Menu
Created by Chocolate Milk
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, Eat 'Em Up, Eat' Em Up, Eat 'Em Up! Replaces Skyrim's main menu music with the Reece's Puffs Rap, replaces main menu image with demented image seen in photos above. God knows why I made this mod, frankly. I've given up trying ...
Anyway, Here's Wonderwall
Created by Chocolate Milk
Skyrim is fun, sure. It's won a few awards, sure. Its main menu music may be recognized as iconic, sure, fine, whatever. But Skyrim is missing something. Something it was always supposed to have, but it never got. Wonderwall. Imagine it. You're playing thr...
Ale Kills You Now.
Created by Chocolate Milk
The title says it all. I haven't posted a mod in about nine months, and decided, finally, it's time I posted a new mod. So, I opened the Creation Kit, loaded up the Skyrim data, and the first thing that popped up? The items list. And the first thing on tha...
Nazeem, but I Went a Little Too Far
Created by Chocolate Milk
THE STORY: Oh boy, guys. Oh no. Oh no, no, no. I've really done it this time, guys. I've really dug myself into some deep sh*t, now. Ohhh, I am so, so f*cked you guys. Okay. Alright. Deep breaths, Mr. Milk. Deeeep breaths. In through the nose, out through ...
Level Up, but You Are Appreciated
Created by Chocolate Milk
wow, well done, look at you, we all love you, congratulations :,,) wow!!!!!!!!! Look, all I'm saying is that when I level up, I don't exactly feel super enthusiastic about it. I've put in all that work to level up, and all the damn game can give me is, lik...
Circus Combat Music
Created by Chocolate Milk
THE EXPLANATION Skyrim's a good game. I'll grant it that. It's good. But it's not great. And before I find myself on the receiving end of a dagger to the throat or an arrow to the knee, let me explain. The thing is, Skyrim is fatally incompetent at just re...
The Horses Are Very Big
Created by Chocolate Milk
horses were too small. fixed it....