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Some Really F*cking Weird Potion

Literally, this was by far the worst idea I've ever had. And trust me, that's really saying something - you should see my other "Really F*cking Weird" mods. They're pretty messed up. But this one really takes the cake for the most f*cked up mod I've made yet. See, I was sitting in a car and it was already about 11:00 PM. I was pretty exhausted, and there were still a few hours to go before I got to my destination, and there wasn't any wifi. So, my tired brain thought of a brilliant way to waste time - I'll make a mod! So, I pulled out my laptop and couldn't think of what to make. And then I started creating a potion. I just started clicking randomly, scrolling, selecting random things, and hoping it would turn out well. And holy crap, that was a disaster. I don't even know what I did. I don't know what it is, but I think it probably has at least 102% alcohol content. See, this potion does some weird crap. At least, I think it does. I don't even really know what it does, honestly. I just clicked randomly and hoped for the best. Frankly, I can't think of a single reason why anybody would want to subscribe to this mod, but if you want to, I won't stop you. In fact, I welcome you to do it. But I'm just as clueless as you all; I have no idea what this thing does. And if you subcribe to it, I beg you, tell me what the hell this does. I'm curious about what my Frankenstein potion is.
Oh, and to get the potion, go to The Drunken Huntsman in Whiterun, and you'll be able to find a merchant called "Peddler". See what he has for sale, and he'll have something called "Suicide?" in his Food section. I think that's the potion. The game calls it a food rather than a potion for some weird reason, so you'll find it in your inventory under Food. (Oh, and - last thing - I suggest you drink the potion outside.)
And to the idiots who actually subscribed to this crap,
Have fun playing Drunk Skyrim.

Let me know if you plan on including this mod in a video of yours! And I'd appreciate it if you gave it a thumbs up, but it's not necessary - I'm not forcing you to, it would just be a pleasant surprise. If you wouldn't like to or dislike the mod, that's fine; I understand that. It's an acquired taste.

THE OTHER "SOME REALLY F*CKING WEIRD" MODS:
Some Really F*cking Weird Chickens - http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=701287330
Some Really F*cking Weird Horses - http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=710806590
The Bows Are F*cking Broken - http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=720653104

Good news! This mod has reached such an unexpected and incredible amount of popularity that PC Gamer Magazine has written an article about it. Frankly, I believe I'm the least-deserving person for it, though. There's plenty of extremely skilled modders out there who put hours of rigorous time and effort into their mods and get maybe 100 unique visitors. I find it pretty silly that my mod is the one to get 12,000+ unique visitors. Here's the link to the article: http://www.pcgamer.com/skyrim-modder-creates-mysterious-potion-and-has-no-clue-what-it-even-does/

WARNING: Do NOT use more than one of my mods at once. I've received reports of this preventing one's Skyrim from launching after subscribing and also sometimes causing computer audio to be dysfunctional. I do not know if using two at the same time is safe or not or if it's only when using many of my mods, but for safety's sake I highly discourage anybody from using more than one at once.



Just a Quick Word:
So, I think it's likely that there's a lot of extremely talented modders out there thinking, "What the hell? I've put hours of work into my mod and this 'Chocolate Milk' guy put in 5-10 minutes, and he's the one who gets 17,000+ unique visitors." Well, I'd like to put it out there that I completely agree. I make my mods for the sake of comedy, and I didn't hope that they would get this popular. I just thought they'd make a few people laugh. Sure, I hoped they would be popular enough that I got a few comments on every mod, but not so popular that they would get a PC Gamer article, get on the front page of the Skyrim Workshop, get 17,000+ unique visitors, etc. (but trust me, I'm not complaining). I know of plenty of fantastic modders who make mods filled with lore, extra gameplay, better gameplay functioning, added challenges, etc. Frankly, they deserve more popularity than my mods do, I think. But I'm afraid there's pretty much only one thing I can say: I didn't make my mod(s) popular, other people did. I didn't re-visit my mod 17,000 times. I didn't make 1,000+ different accounts and subscribe. Other people did that, and other people made my mod(s) popular. And so, I've decided to encourage my subscribers to go check out some other, perhaps lesser-known mods that, at least in my opinion, deserve some more visitors to check them out. Here's a few lesser-known mods that you guys should check out:
+ "Faster Shouting" - http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=737992056&searchtext=
+ "Hunhofkiin - Hall of Heros" - http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=784326091&searchtext=
+ "Whiterun Tomb" - http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=780369420&searchtext=
+ "Whispers in the Dark" - http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=784260798&searchtext=
+ "Building Material Merchant" - http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=743802292&searchtext=
+ "Underworld" - http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=772409216&searchtext=
And by the way, as I said above, I'm definitely not unhappy about this. Trust me, I'm thrilled that my mod(s) suddenly got so popular. I just think it's unfair to ignore other, amazing mods.