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Some Really F*cking Weird Horses

This mod is a sequel to the "Some Really F*cking Weird Chickens". The sequels are never as good as the originals, so it's not worth expecting this mod to go near as far as the Chickens mod. This mod gives all horses 10,001 health. It also makes horses freakishly large, such so that they sometimes glitch.

I'm going to be totally honest here. I did the exact same thing that I did with the Chickens mod. I screwed around with the Horses, as an entire race. I really think that was a mistake. I changed a whole ton of stuff, and there's so much stuff I changed that I wouldn't even be able to tell you what I did. I don't even know what the horses do now. Maybe the next horse you meet'll instantly kill you, I have absolutely no idea. Like, I'm pretty sure I know how much damage they deal and how much health they have, but the rest is pretty much a mystery. Literally, I don't even know why I created this mod. It's pointless! All it does is, well, not even I know! I created it while I was listening to a one-hour loop of elevator music. Do you think that's where inspiration comes from? F*cking elevator music? Use it for whatever the hell you think you can use this mod for. Want to see what happens when you ride a horse 10x your size? Fine! Be my guest. I'm just happy to get this weirdass piece out of my hands and into yours.

Just like the Chickens mod, I really want to know what the horses do. Tell me in the comments. If you get the mod, tell me. What do they do? Did anything funny happen? Did you laugh? I really want to know what I've created. Have fun figuring out what the hell I've just done.

Some Really F*cking Weird Chickens ("The Chickens Mod"): http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=701287330