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Some Really F*cking Weird Goats

Oh boy, guys, I've really done it this time. And I mean it. I mean business. Actually, y'know what? I'm not even gonna lie anymore. This time it was totally on purpose. I modded the living sh*t out of the goats of Skyrim, and I don't regret it for an instant.
Allow me to give newcomers a little bit of explanation, since they're likely quite confused as of now: so, newcomer, I'm sure you have hobbies, as most people do. Whether it be painting, golfing, baseball, or even collecting seashells. Well, my hobby, on the other hand, is a slightly more unique hobby. I mod the living sh*t out of the animals of Skyrim to make them as glitchy as possible.
Basically, I hopped right into the Skyrim Creation Kit (the software used to mod Skyrim), opened up the goat race, typed in random numbers/selected random things, and wound up with this absolute mess of a masterpiece. The goats, see, they aren't normal goats anymore. Now that I've done all these unspeakable things to them, they're glitchy beyond belief. I couldn't explain it to you if I tried. All I can really tell you is that, when I saw a mutant goat flying about three-hundred feet overhead, I knew I'd ventured into new, daring territory. What a thrill! Frankly, I think this is verging dangerously into an addiction to modding the animals into oblivion. I don't quite understand why people like downloading these mods, considering that they mainly just detract from the game, but if you somehow find yourself wanting to download this mod, then you'll be in for one hell of a surprise when you see your next goat. If you can't find any, the solution is simple.
TO SPAWN IN A BROKEN GOAT:
1. Press ~.
2. Type in console command: help goat
3. When you see an NPC called "Goat" in the list that pops up, look at it's ObjectID. It should look something like 0005487E.
4. Type in the following command (without the []s): player.placeatme [ObjectID] [number of goats you want to spawn]
5. Enjoy, somehow.

I find myself wondering at night why I make these mods.