The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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18 Jan, 2021 @ 6:41pm
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Circus Combat Music

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THE EXPLANATION

Skyrim's a good game. I'll grant it that. It's good. But it's not great. And before I find myself on the receiving end of a dagger to the throat or an arrow to the knee, let me explain.

The thing is, Skyrim is fatally incompetent at just reading the f*cking room. You see, when I'm in combat, I'm not a badass, like the booming, melodramatic combat music seems to think I am. I don't swing my axe with grace, I don't stab like a trained fencer, I don't cast spells with the raw badassery of Gandalf the Gray. I flail around, hope for the best, and if I'm lucky, I don't die. Even with the strongest weapons I can find, I still sometimes lose to the guards in Whiterun. But hey, does that make me an idiot?

Well, actually, maybe.

But that's beside the point. I'm sure I'm not the only player who feels that the grandiose combat music just isn't quite fitting for my behavior. Skyrim has me pegged all wrong when it comes to my fighting style. Don't you think there's something better to match our raw clownery? Our absolute dumbassery? Of course you do.And that, dear, dear friends, is why I have replaced all the combat music with circus music.

Because, folks, let's face it. On the inside, aren't we all just f*cking clowns?

Thank you, and happy clowning.

WHAT ACTUALLY IS THIS MOD, AND WHY?

It's basically just what I described. The mod replaces the combat music with circus music. I used a few different tracks of circus music to keep things interesting, and the boss music gets its own, more "interesting" version of circus music. A friend suggested this idea, and it really just seemed too funny not to make. Feel free to subscribe if you're as much a clown as I am and feel like this mod, somehow, would enhance your Skyrim experience. I don't quite understand why anybody subscribes to my mods when they're like this, but hey! To each his or her own. I certainly won't tell anybody not to subscribe to my mods.

Enjoy, I guess.
13 Comments
Brietl 28 May, 2022 @ 10:39pm 
el dia del payaso
mreillypdx 18 May, 2022 @ 5:38pm 
eh, its pretty gud
Nuker 22 Aug, 2021 @ 10:26am 
el dia del payaso
YeetDabMcFapDab 1 Jun, 2021 @ 1:30pm 
doesn't work on my end
Zeppoleon 12 May, 2021 @ 9:07pm 
finally, the soundtrack for my life
pgames-food 10 Apr, 2021 @ 10:22pm 
btw you might like this music from circus charlie game :)
https://youtu.be/2tpLHpxzfa0
pgames-food 10 Apr, 2021 @ 10:19pm 
somewhere, a bunch of clown professionals, are having a private disco with with this music, taking turns to honk each other's noses :lunar2019piginablanket:
Mala Mellow 6 Mar, 2021 @ 10:44pm 
"Get out or I'm calling the guards."
*Clown music starts*
Dyingbyte 18 Feb, 2021 @ 11:20am 
hahahahahahahahhahahha
runestyr 29 Jan, 2021 @ 5:47pm 
First I saw the mod title and was like "WTF?" but then I read the description and now I'm like "whoa..." Embrace your weirdness, my friends.