BBC

I'm gonna ring your mom's doorbell. She's not gonna answer it at first because she sees a tall black man. But she peeps through the peephole that I got peanut butter complexion, so everything's going to be all right! I'm gonna have the pizza box, and be like, "Excuse me ma'am, did you order pizza?" She's gonna look at me up and down, see the abs chiseling and busting through the UnderArmour? See the BBC slightly protruded to the left? And just PULL me in. The pizza box flies, she said, "W-Wait a minute, there's no pizza?" I said, "We-Well, you just pulled me in the house!" Throws me on the couch. Gets on her knees, grabs one fist, grabs another. Gives me a double-stack because I got the BBC. Starts sucking, twerking, twisting, and I'm like, "Ouugh! Ouhhh! Aghhhhhhh!"

Lol, they banned you too, dude. I kinda overdid it I guess but screw it I was right

Prepped for it.

Sending ukrainians to your location

Zagreb Dubrava 143, meet me there.