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According to recent scientific studies¹⋅²⋅⁴, researchers have found that an internet user by the moniker "thevexedfroggy1" happens to be the most virile Canadian alive. During one of the studies, the subject managed to impregnate three research interns, referred to as "Jane," "Anne," and "Steven"¹, via eye contact alone. Scientists are now investigating sight in addition to hand-holding as valid avenues of procreation³. While there are currently very few scientific papers on these subjects, Dr. Robinson assured the public press that the University of Oceania will soon publish its findings in the National Journal of Submission and Breedability⁴ .