"Sharpshooter3D is a Boot Stompin' Krokodil Crack Head Burnin' World Savin' Hell of a Good Time"

- Snakey P


The World was in an Era of Peace and Progress and the only sounds that broke the calmness of the Day were Birds happily Singing and Hammers Pounding as Construction Workers completed frame after frame of Steel Tower that seemed almost like standing monuments to humanities Success, That was Until One Day a Moan that sounded like it was Queefed out of a Cancerous Vãgina echoed through the Cityscape for the First Time

The Moan was the likes of which no one had ever Heard before in any City anywhere, This New Drug that would escalate the fall of Civilization is known to Law Enforcement as "Krokidil Crack Cocaine" but known on the streets as "KC" and most facetiously Labeled by the Scum who sell it as "KC Sunshine"

The First Moan was just the First stage of an evolution phase that will evolve into a Parasitic Force that will overtake the minds of the people and turn them into Skin Picking Twitchies that try to Eat your Face Off as they Twitch, and Claw at Their Scabby Bunghole's because they got an Never-Ending itch

After the "First Moaning" as things changed from Bad to Worse a Rag-Tag gang of Punk-Rockers and Non-Racist Skinhead's called "Sharps" were the only one's Took to the Streets to Bring the Party to the Twitchies That Rag-Tag crew managed to Cut off the Head of the Hive Before it Could Evolve and spread it's Poop crusted Claws Across the Globe...

Now it's Clean Up Time!

That was just my little Parody of what Sharpshooter3D is about Seeing how Sharpshooter3D's Story isn't really that coherent so you could use your imagination a lot for this Game

Sharpshooter 3D is more about having fun Lighting Krokodil Crack Heads on Fire with Molotov Cocktails and Stabbing Nazi Occultists from Hell through the Temple with an Electric Drill Which was all i was Ever looking for when i Purchased this Game to Begin With

• Sharpshooter3D is quite a cheap Price even for "Sale Pirates" such as myself, i got this Game on sale when it was first released but i wouldn't mind Paying full price for it

• The Combat and Enemies, The combat is really fun and Smooth and you can throw anything you can pick up and The Enemies have made me laugh on more than one occasion like this Guy who lives in a Bathroom Stall and he chases you around with his pants down around his ankles as He Picks his Bunghole

• The Music in Sharpshooter3D is a Mix between Punk Rock, Ska, and Strange Russian Rock Music that's sung by a Woman who Sounds like she could Kick your Ass but i really like it and a few songs got stuck in my Head and they are Fun to listen to when you are busy throwing Beer Bottles at Krokodil Crack Heads Balls

• The Only real Notable Gripe i can Say About Sharpshooter3D in lieu of all the things i mentioned above is that Rarely if you open a Door it gets stuck Half way through opening because an Enemy is Standing Behind it and then somehow you take damage just by trying to open the door that got Stuck

When you Throw a Molotov Cocktail in the Middle of a Rumble Between ANTIFA vs. Neo-Nazi's and then everyone Fighting in the Rumble Catches on Fire that's when You'll know that this Game is For You

9.0 out of 10