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Empress Moonchild of the wondrous planet "Fantasia" granted our noble leader Kim Jong-Un the use of the Luck Dragon named Falkor to enable our dear leader to travel through the stars and dimensions to protect the macrocosm.
The dear leader kim jong-un was granted the luck dragon Falkor after our greatly endowed leader single handedly saved Fantasia from "the Scum" aka the Americans that invaded the planet and were trying to turn the beautiful world of Fantasia into a rotten planet of iniquity. Kim jong-Un used his magical 'Victory Gas" that he farted out of his buttocks that only suffocates inferior beings of wickedness.
All the fantasians gathered to watch the savior of Fantasia Kim Jong-Un fly back to our earth.
As he flew off into the black horizon of space Kim Jong-Un was heard shouting
To protect the Macrocosm, And to protect the Meek
For I have become...
The Time Master.
To save our world from the Scum
He will secure our future, No matter how bloody the cost
Our children will inherit Fantasia
- Snakey P