Recent reviews by buttergolem42

Auction house simulator

dog game

best game ever i lobe so much

Story that is way too long, usually that would be a good thing but the story is way too boring, the maps are too large with many empty gaps you eventually quit exploring and just try to rush to the finish, boring and uninteractive quests and so are the npc's, bad animations, poor voice acting and buggy combat, weapons are cool but eventually you stop looking at anything that isn't a legendary

This game is s h i t, don't waste your time on this trash

fun game :) and is free

I've never been into strategy games, tried Anno 2070 and Cities Skyline but didnt get too far.
This game treats you super nicely, it's your caretaker that puts an rtard helmet on you, grabs you by the hand and spoonfeeds you a guaranteed good start.
Despite all that I still managed to ♥♥♥♥ up, China and and the mayans declared war on me for no reason (even though I gave them rare materials and gold in hopes of becoming friends) and everyone else started to denounce me.
After realising I can't fend off waves of enemies i basically forfeited the game, I imagine that's how things actually worked?

tldr; got bullied by AI to the point of surrender despite maxed out handicap

driving in traffic simulator

The fact that you have to buy the goty edition to get the actuall game is dumb... the most expensive thing in that bundle is the suit pack... a clown suit and some other edgy coat for the price of two episodes, so youre basically paying 1/3rd of the actuall game on useless and hideous looking cosmetics

The game it self is whatever, pretty okay, not like previous hitman games but still nice
Dont recommend unless its on sale or you can get a key for a nice price on some other webiste

Can i haev my money back pls, seriously, all they did was retexture the enemies from the previous games and added less weapons, i guess the only thing thats new about this piece of ♥♥♥♥ are the blood bugs