Recent reviews by xRevil

"Its not a lake, Its an ocean"-Alan Wake

Insane parkour, Paris is a good setting however the mid combat and the story pulled this game back. 7.5/10

Hmm how do i start.. Okay its a pretty long story line which blends perfectly with the ac lore,(especially the modern day story line), The main character is a beast , Eivor is a very good character however the story doesn't revolves much around him its mostly his clan and his brother Sigurd. Combat is very good , the weapons ,the bows, the abilities are so cool(Dive of the Valkaries personal favorite), The music is just on point map is huge lots of side quests personal fav was the asgard quest however some might not like it, Kassandra DLC is great , At the time I am writing this I only played that DLC none other, There's just a lot to explore in Assassins Creed Valhalla , This game might not be for everyone but I liked it have played over 90 hrs and still plan to explore the variety of content it offers definitely worth trying out if its dirt cheap.(which it does pretty much every 1 or 2 months) Rating wise i'd give this an 8/10 just because there are some main story line quests which are boring, Overall a pretty decent Viking game but a mediocre Assassins creed game in the terms of stealth not the lore part.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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AVADA KEDAVRA

"I hate this game" *Continues to play it for hours*

Whats wrong? Scared?

good game

Masterpiece.

gud