so i know it’s a bit of a joke that carti fans are rampant homosexuals, and while that’s all well and good, id generally consider myself a straight man with mild romantic interest in men(Ryan Gosling, Leonardo DiCaprio, & Jake Gyllenhaal to name a few). But not generally sexual at all.

but something about carti, and his voice, it sets something off in my head. it makes me want to kneel and submit like a dog that’s been properly trained by its owner. it’s like whenever he speaks, my brains focus is completely shifted to him. i can’t think of anything besides him and his wonderful voice. i imagine him saying my name, holding me, whispering into my ear, rubbing my back.

I'm aware of the context and continue to studiously avoid this particular mind virus. The reply above you can spit on that link and hawk it where the sun don't shine as far as I care.

What do you think memes even are, child? I have a perfectly reasonable sense of humor which is why I don't find "lol spitting on a ♥♥♥♥" particularly funny

So yesterday i was playing on de_mirage and had a girl on my team. after a few rounds she asked for a drop, and me and the boys knew it was a race - i was the first one to drop her an awp, and i think she got a crush on me after that. she even said nice try after i failed a clutch couple of rounds later. anyway I added her after the game, im planning our wedding and honeymoon at the moment, just waiting for her to accept, she probably is nervous which is why she hasnt accepted me yet right haha

I have a serious problem. My boyfriend is ridiculously cute, and it's driving me insane. Like, on a scale of 1 to “I can't,” he's a solid 1000. It's not even fair.

First of all, his smile. OMG! It’s like he’s got this magical power to make my day a thousand times better just by existing. I could be having the worst day ever, and he’ll smile at me, and boom, I’m a puddle 🐵. His laugh? Don’t even get me started. It’s this perfect mix of pure joy and sunshine (you are my sunshine) that just melts my soul.

And the way he looks at me? It’s illegal, I tell you. ILLEGAL. Every time he does that, I can’t help but blush and giggle like an idiot.

Honestly, it’s a problem. I’m out here trying to be a fun, dysfunctioning adult, and he’s just making me morb 24/7. I can’t concentrate on anything because all I can think about is how freakin’ adorable he is.

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

ME TINK ME GWAN TEK ME OWN LIFE