eXplos1ve's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 8:58pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 5:57am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 9:18pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 7:34am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 9:18pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 5:59am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 8:02am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 9:48am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 6:38am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 1:15am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 7:55am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 7:36am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 8:24pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 7:51am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 6:58am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 1:09am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 7:54am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 9:30pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 8:25am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 8:27pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 5:38am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 8:04am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 8:34pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 8:59pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 6:40am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 7:12am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 9:01pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 6:08am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 9:55pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 6:05am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 9:28am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 2:17am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 8:30am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 6:03am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 10:06am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 9:52am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 7:53am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 12:58am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:11am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2016 @ 9:41am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2016 @ 11:03am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2016 @ 12:15am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 8:38am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2016 @ 10:10am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2016 @ 9:35am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2016 @ 2:14am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

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Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

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Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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