eXplos1ve 的 POSTAL 2 成就进度

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

2015 年 6 月 16 日下午 8:58 解锁

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 5:57 解锁

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

2015 年 6 月 16 日下午 9:18 解锁

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 7:34 解锁

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

2015 年 6 月 16 日下午 9:18 解锁

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 5:59 解锁

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 8:02 解锁

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 9:48 解锁

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

2015 年 6 月 23 日上午 6:38 解锁

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

2015 年 6 月 21 日上午 1:15 解锁

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 7:55 解锁

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 7:36 解锁

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

2015 年 6 月 21 日下午 8:24 解锁

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 7:51 解锁

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 6:58 解锁

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

2015 年 6 月 21 日上午 1:09 解锁

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 7:54 解锁

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

2015 年 6 月 16 日下午 9:30 解锁

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 8:25 解锁

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

2015 年 6 月 21 日下午 8:27 解锁

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

2015 年 6 月 23 日上午 5:38 解锁

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 8:04 解锁

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

2015 年 6 月 21 日下午 8:34 解锁

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

2015 年 6 月 16 日下午 8:59 解锁

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

2023 年 8 月 21 日上午 2:09 解锁

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

2015 年 6 月 23 日上午 6:40 解锁

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 7:12 解锁

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

2023 年 12 月 22 日下午 9:00 解锁

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

2015 年 6 月 16 日下午 9:01 解锁

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 6:08 解锁

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

2015 年 6 月 16 日下午 9:55 解锁

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 6:05 解锁

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 9:28 解锁

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

2015 年 6 月 22 日上午 2:17 解锁

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 8:30 解锁

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 6:03 解锁

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 10:06 解锁

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 9:52 解锁

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

2015 年 6 月 18 日上午 7:53 解锁

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

2015 年 6 月 21 日上午 12:58 解锁

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

2016 年 6 月 27 日上午 8:11 解锁

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

2016 年 7 月 15 日上午 9:41 解锁

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

2016 年 7 月 16 日上午 11:03 解锁

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

2016 年 7 月 17 日上午 12:15 解锁

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

2016 年 6 月 27 日上午 8:38 解锁

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

2016 年 7 月 16 日上午 10:10 解锁

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

2023 年 8 月 23 日上午 2:31 解锁

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

2016 年 7 月 15 日上午 9:35 解锁

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

2016 年 6 月 27 日上午 2:14 解锁

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

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Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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