Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của eXplos1ve

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:58pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 5:57am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg06, 2015 @ 9:18pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 7:34am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg06, 2015 @ 9:18pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 5:59am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:02am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 9:48am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg06, 2015 @ 6:38am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2015 @ 1:15am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 7:55am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 7:36am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:24pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 7:51am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 6:58am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2015 @ 1:09am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 7:54am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg06, 2015 @ 9:30pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:25am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:27pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg06, 2015 @ 5:38am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:04am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:34pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:59pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg08, 2023 @ 2:09am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg06, 2015 @ 6:40am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 7:12am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg12, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg06, 2015 @ 9:01pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 6:08am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg06, 2015 @ 9:55pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 6:05am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 9:28am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 22 Thg06, 2015 @ 2:17am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 8:30am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 6:03am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 10:06am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 9:52am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Mở khóa vào 18 Thg06, 2015 @ 7:53am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2015 @ 12:58am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2016 @ 8:11am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2016 @ 9:41am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2016 @ 11:03am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg07, 2016 @ 12:15am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2016 @ 8:38am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg07, 2016 @ 10:10am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg08, 2023 @ 2:31am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Mở khóa vào 15 Thg07, 2016 @ 9:35am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg06, 2016 @ 2:14am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

11 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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