Achievement di eXplos1ve su POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Sbloccato in data 16 giu 2015, ore 20:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 5:57

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Sbloccato in data 16 giu 2015, ore 21:18

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 7:34

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Sbloccato in data 16 giu 2015, ore 21:18

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 5:59

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 8:02

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 9:48

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Sbloccato in data 23 giu 2015, ore 6:38

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Sbloccato in data 21 giu 2015, ore 1:15

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 7:55

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 7:36

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Sbloccato in data 21 giu 2015, ore 20:24

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 7:51

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 6:58

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Sbloccato in data 21 giu 2015, ore 1:09

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 7:54

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Sbloccato in data 16 giu 2015, ore 21:30

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 8:25

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Sbloccato in data 21 giu 2015, ore 20:27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Sbloccato in data 23 giu 2015, ore 5:38

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 8:04

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Sbloccato in data 21 giu 2015, ore 20:34

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Sbloccato in data 16 giu 2015, ore 20:59

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Sbloccato in data 21 ago 2023, ore 2:09

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Sbloccato in data 23 giu 2015, ore 6:40

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 7:12

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Sbloccato in data 22 dic 2023, ore 21:00

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Sbloccato in data 16 giu 2015, ore 21:01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 6:08

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Sbloccato in data 16 giu 2015, ore 21:55

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 6:05

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 9:28

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Sbloccato in data 22 giu 2015, ore 2:17

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 8:30

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 6:03

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 10:06

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 9:52

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Sbloccato in data 18 giu 2015, ore 7:53

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Sbloccato in data 21 giu 2015, ore 0:58

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Sbloccato in data 27 giu 2016, ore 8:11

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Sbloccato in data 15 lug 2016, ore 9:41

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Sbloccato in data 16 lug 2016, ore 11:03

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Sbloccato in data 17 lug 2016, ore 0:15

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Sbloccato in data 27 giu 2016, ore 8:38

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Sbloccato in data 16 lug 2016, ore 10:10

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Sbloccato in data 23 ago 2023, ore 2:31

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Sbloccato in data 15 lug 2016, ore 9:35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Sbloccato in data 27 giu 2016, ore 2:14

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

11 / 30