Achievementy uživatele eXplos1ve ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 16. čvn. 2015 v 20.58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 5.57

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 16. čvn. 2015 v 21.18

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 7.34

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 16. čvn. 2015 v 21.18

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 5.59

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 8.02

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 9.48

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 23. čvn. 2015 v 6.38

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odemčeno 21. čvn. 2015 v 1.15

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 7.55

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 7.36

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odemčeno 21. čvn. 2015 v 20.24

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 7.51

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 6.58

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 21. čvn. 2015 v 1.09

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 7.54

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 16. čvn. 2015 v 21.30

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 8.25

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 21. čvn. 2015 v 20.27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 23. čvn. 2015 v 5.38

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 8.04

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 21. čvn. 2015 v 20.34

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 16. čvn. 2015 v 20.59

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odemčeno 21. srp. 2023 v 2.09

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odemčeno 23. čvn. 2015 v 6.40

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 7.12

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 22. pro. 2023 v 21.00

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 16. čvn. 2015 v 21.01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 6.08

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 16. čvn. 2015 v 21.55

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 6.05

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 9.28

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 22. čvn. 2015 v 2.17

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 8.30

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 6.03

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 10.06

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 9.52

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Odemčeno 18. čvn. 2015 v 7.53

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odemčeno 21. čvn. 2015 v 0.58

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odemčeno 27. čvn. 2016 v 8.11

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Odemčeno 15. čvc. 2016 v 9.41

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Odemčeno 16. čvc. 2016 v 11.03

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Odemčeno 17. čvc. 2016 v 0.15

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Odemčeno 27. čvn. 2016 v 8.38

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Odemčeno 16. čvc. 2016 v 10.10

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Odemčeno 23. srp. 2023 v 2.31

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Odemčeno 15. čvc. 2016 v 9.35

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odemčeno 27. čvn. 2016 v 2.14

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

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Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

11 / 30