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I love this game. Let me point out the ♥♥♥♥ and pros so you can understand why

-Thicc load times.
-Hackers, hackers everywhere.
-Teleporting cars.
-Players become statues outside my car doors.
-Failed to join three sessions in a row.
-Lost my level 169 character due to technical issues.
-Receives sh!t payment during heists.

-Fun to play with friends.

The only reason I played (game doesn't work) this game was to farm cards so I could get the amazing profile background, but there was no card drops at all. I am disappoint.

My name is not important, what is important is what I'm gonna do

I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hate Hell. And the demon worms feasting on its corpus. My whole life is just hot, bitter doom. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to rip and tear. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

666/10 - Would go to hell again.

Undertale is one unique RPG game that uses ludology as its base to create a organic, humorous, and emotive narrative, with intriguing characters, filled with unique personalities that makes a great complement in the game's own narrative. It is one of those games that is self-aware of being a game, and it has the pride to play along without making its sapience too obvious.

The Gameplay is enphasized in the story, it is INTEGRATED in the story, which is another unique feature from Undertale. The Gameplay is mainly based on a bullet hell-like game, with every enemy having a unique attack pattern. It has this amazing branch during fights that allows the player to coerce or fight, each leading to its own benefits and consequences, in and out of the story. This is something we unlikely see in RPG games or games in general nowadays, the direct integration of Gameplay in story and the player's decisions in battles be very relevant to the story, it makes it all feel so fluid and organic...

Undertale, despite being exaggeratedly overrated, is definetly worth trying, mostly because of the Soundtrack.

Here are a few things newcomers of the series should know before buying this game:

-Enjoyable Stealth Gameplay
-Friendly for Newcomers of the series
-Balance between Gameplay and Cutscenes
-Astonishing and intriguing Story
-Support for players in distress
-Open-World Area of Operations
-Joyful Graphics
-Lightweight Engine; Smooth FPS
-Online features
-This game ran 99.8% flawlessly, with very rare and unnoticeable glitches.

The only ♥♥♥ I can pinpoint is the extreme punishing difficulty during some missions.
...And microtransactions.

This title is another amazing masterpiece of sensei Hideo Kojima.

You see Ivan play STALKER
You will never.
Stop.
Pressing.
F9.
Because too much Cheeki
For little Breeki

-I went out for artifact hunting.
-Found a artifact in a wrecked ship.
-A Stalker asked me for the artifact to help his friend, as it has healing powers.
-My brain imposed that it was ethic and moral to give him the artifact.
-I arrive at Skadovsk, the Stalker was selling the artifact I found.
-I talk to him, he says that I'm a plonker and offers me Vodka.
-I accept the Vodka, and drink it with a Potato.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R/10 - Would Cheeki Breeki again

I'm too lazy to write a review today, so I'll write a review tomorrow.


We found Master Wolf dead in their home last night.

He was killed by the Mafia! He was also stabbed by the Serial Killer! He was also mauled by a Werewolf! He was also shot by a Vigilante!

We found a last will next to their body:

"This happened once with me."

We found a death note next to their body:

"UR SUPER DEAD SHCRUB!"

Master Wolf's role was Reviewer.

After playing this game for a few hours, I fully learned that Miami has amazing architectural buildings with lots of windows.