Hey, it’s Alf. Umm, just wanted to check in and wish you a happy Thursday. I know you’ve been busy, but just give me a call back when you’re available. Again, this is Alf and yeah okay, thank you goodbye.

Hey this is Alf, I heard you were a pretty big fan. Just wanted to stop by and wish you a happy Thursday.

hey guess what? 👀
poopy butt 💩
HAHA owned 💀

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He filled up my empty hole
Filled it to the brim
There could never ever be another (c)um
Like him