Hey, it’s Alf. Umm, just wanted to check in and wish you a happy Thursday. I know you’ve been busy, but just give me a call back when you’re available. Again, this is Alf and yeah okay, thank you goodbye.

Hey this is Alf, I heard you were a pretty big fan. Just wanted to stop by and wish you a happy Thursday.

hey guess what? 👀
poopy butt 💩
HAHA owned 💀

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...........＼二つ Slurp me a river ~

He filled up my empty hole
Filled it to the brim
There could never ever be another (c)um
Like him

[excerpt from Herodotus' Historia]

"It was said that the goose was the first being to hit the double airshot without the use of two rockets. Many believed the goose to be from another world, not only for his medic picks and airshots, but for his ethereal honk that stunned the armies of nations across the globe."