Recent reviews by MotherFixxer

I am having a blast and will be nice enough to give Square a thumbs up. Should you buy it right now? Eh.... How much do you like 'Remake'? Because it offers more and I'm barely at Chapter 5 and have 22 hours already and I am willing to ignore the problems.

Said problems are it's really unoptimized. I have a new and good graphics card that ran the previous game flawlessly at the highest detail. But I needed to restart the game 3 times to properly play Queens Blood for the first time. I have to stare at something for it to manifest from sharp mess of shapes into a proper staircase or object. The game crashed during the final battle Junon Fort Condor battle and sent me back across the map.

It's a good game, but my PC is better then a PS5 and the quality upon release is enough to let me tell you to wait until they ♥♥♥♥ out a few patches or all the mods start coming in.

The DEI in this is whatever and ignorable. It's stuff on the side that people would have ignored if the past 10 years didn't make the concept an eyesore for the common consumer. But if seeing such really bothers you, go play the original. I intend to in the wait for the final part

Please regard this with the idea to buy it on sale. It's a fun game, but it was released way too early and clearly has the devs split between Vermintide 2, Vermintide 3 production and this game. It drastically needs new content then the 4-5 minute releases we get. The past year has only introduced 3 new maps and an alternative one with a boss fight at the end.

Fatshark needs to throw more people onto this, but they won't because their corporate overlords don't want to make the risk for only a 102% return on investment

Playstation has reversed coarse. Expect this to turn red once more if they try to pull off this idiocy once more in a vain attempt to overmoderate

I am gonna lay out that the game is fun when you can get things going. However, There are many problems that I don't see many people going to be able to get into it. The Campaign Tech Tree is absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and unfun with many 'traps' that are useful for the early game until you find out that 220 points you wanted should have gone to stone walls that are like 5 missions away to get and you feel like you are struggling for defence because you looked away for a second to secure the stone to make more troops and your tents are already destroyed and undead are flooding in. Not to mention, some useful upgrade like Snipers are locked behind utter trash upgrades like the lookout tower (A building that extends your view into fog of war. Except you don't need that as usually you just want to slowly push out with Rangers and deal with what is being pulled from the fringes of the map. You are basically pushing out to the edges of the map anyway, making this tower basically a bigger price range to get the snipers which makes you feel they aren't worth it.)

Turns out if you wannna play with the full tech tree, you gotta download an invasive malware 'CheatEngine' to unlock it to give you that extra leg up to enjoy the game like that. I get that you wanna have a 'hard and difficult' game that you can show how hardcore you are, and I think you should atleast have the option to allow people to play at the pace they want.

I'll get around to playing the 'actual' mode of the game they want you to play, but I feel like I've wasted enough of my time without any sense of accomplishment because I learned that 'I am playing the game wrong' with my choices when trying to learn all the mechanics and have fun with the 'base building' aspect as much as the 'Defend from the Zombie Horde.'

I went from telling my friends about what antics they were doing to asking who wished to be sacrificed or ressurected or marry me.

10/10, Gimme mods so I can make it 15/10

Still the best Co-op survival game. Other games do not understand that simple mechanics is what makes the game. You don't need weapon customization, character perks, skill decks and other useless garbage that modern gaming has ♥♥♥♥ down our throats.

All you need is 3-7 friends, a pistol at the start and the ability to find a frying pan that I have modded to have pantsu on it while I search for a gun that I have modded to be a cat that shoots rainbows as my friend finds the Halo 1 Pistol as he is playing Hatsune Miku.

A series filled with many good times, ended with a single game. Dawn of War 3 has a decent story, brings back favorites from the older series with revamps that I honestly think are amazing. Gorgutz design from Dawn of War 3 is so good that I am sad that I gotta go 3rd Party 3D printing if I ever wanna paint it.

The problem is the lazy and corporate it came out to be at the very start. I'm gonna try and highlight what I really like, but it's gonna be a lot of trash talk.

"WE WANT THE E-SPORTS CROWD"
Lets whack ourselves on the first problem. They clearly made the skeleton of this to support and produce more concept to milk from fans. Heroes that you would buy skins for that they were around since day one and then nothing because everyone dropped the game. Probably sell new 'Hero' units or groups to people was in the plans later, but now there is nothing.

"MINUS ONE PLEASE!"
Dawn of War always released with 4 units. This one released with only 3, staples of the other games with Space Marines, Orks and Eldar. I would've given them a chance with this, maybe been kinder to them... Except they had models for other factions like the Imperial Guard. But I have them the chance for that since that would mean having to make more units to focus around the Guard then just a bunch of rifleman running around. However, The final villain of the game is a Khornite demon and thus the ruinous forces of Chaos. His troops are just the three other factions except 'ghosts'. This is perhaps the most retarded idea because 40k literally has 'Chaos Space Marines' that are just evil versions of Space Marines and all you would need to do is take the models you got, add spikes and do nothing else. The sheer LAZINESS THAT YOU CANNOT EVEN MAKE A SKIN FOR EVIL SPACE MARINES THAT YOU COULD USE FOR A 4TH DLC FACTION WE WOULD PAY FOR IS UTTERLY RETARDED AND THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

"WATCH ME DO THIS FLIP"
Speaking of, the gameplay of this has been called to feel more 'MOBA' like and I disagree on that... but will state that it does have a very 'Warcraft 3' vibe to the entire gameplay that I don't really like. With that, there are many abilities that don't feel very natural in the setting like Gabrial Angelos doing 20 foot backflips in Terminator Armor with a giant powermaul. Who needs jetpacks?

As well, the balance for the gameplay was really poor. Orks basically are the strongest and not fluffwise joking either. Their scrap mechanic is just so powerful that it's kinda disgusting. Where you would need to upgrade it from other places, Orks can just get stronger by going to a scrap pile that they can even generate naturally to be stronger and tougher.

"THE BRITISH TASTE"
Variety is the spice of life. And so the devs made a toast sandwich at lunch as there was only one game mode and barely any maps at launch. While Relic has produced very little in the way for games with different objectives, Dawn of War 3 launched with only one and it got really boring fast as it helped lead people to call it a Pseudo-MOBA because you literally gotta go to the enemy base to destroy a conduit of theirs. There was no Capture point, there was no 'Elimination' there was just that mode and I recall only 8 maps on launch.

Buy only if you wanna play the campaign, hopefully less then $20 if possible. It is probably best for Relic and GW to just make another game in the series that either copies what worked in 1 or 2 and not try to fuse the both. Personally? I want a game more like how they are doing Company of Heroes but where I can have a Knight stomp on my foes or attempt to crash it's way through buildings

A much better game then what Anno 2205 was, however it is trapped on the EGS who greedily took it away from players who may have found it through Steam Sales or advertising.

Let it be remembered that Steam never had a monopoly on game titles, but Epic hypocritically does.

**Edit**

Game is back on Steam, But not pleased that I cannot get a deal on the DLC offerings because I got the game 4 years ago before Ubisoft removed it. But still has a lot to do, although the AI is a huge pain

An amazing game, but has lately been running terrible. If anyone wants to offer a fix to it, I'd praise it even more

Proof that Christianity is the best religion that we can parody it and show the negative effects of religion. Also a great rogue-like without thinking about all that.