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⠄⠄⠄⣠⡆⠄⠃⢠⠏⣤⢀⢢⡰⣭⣛⡉⠩⠭⡅⣾⢳⡴⡀⢸⣿⡆
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⣴⣿⢫⢞⣵⢏⡞⠄⢸⠄⣛⣗⠩⠄⣰⣚⠒⠂⣀⡀⢸⢸⣿⣧⠇⡼⣧
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I Made $246,397,197,269 by Deleting the Internet

I Became a Millionaire by Ruining a Homeless Person's Life

People Order Pizza and I Deliver Torment

I Ran a Bakery That Brings Customers Only Pain

I Built a Raft That's a Mile Long and Defies All Physics

I Abducted Everyone's Pets and Ruined the Neighborhood

I Set Off So Much Dynamite It Ended Reality

I Ruined an Entire Town with My Torture Tavern

I Created a Sentient Colony of Lunatic Seagulls

I Made Millions by Managing a Team of Cheaters

I Built a Raft That's a Mile-Long Trash-Cleaning Wiper Blade

Everyone Dies When I'm a 911 Operator in the Wrong Country

I'm a Lunatic Chef That Cooks Food Using Explosives

I Made the Game Unplayable with This Gravity-Destroying Tractor Ball Pit

I'm a Chef That Forces Customers to Eat Garbage

I'm a "Do It Yourself" Expert That Can Only DIY My Own Suffering

I'm a Blacksmith That Only Makes Erotic Swords

We Accidentally Sucked Earth into a Black Hole

I Became a Multimillionaire In 1 Year by Tormenting the Police

I Lost $1,007,905 Selling Shirts for Serial Killers

I Made $102,115,768 Selling Fake News

I Made $7,315,652 by Setting My Own City on Fire

I Made $1,279,161 Hiring People to Take Naps

Started a Phone Business, Sold 34 Quadrillion Phones

Becoming the #1 YouTuber by Exploiting Everyone

I Built a Theme Park With a 99.9% Death Rate

I Built a Theme Park That Ends Reality