My drunk ass girlfriend said she had sex with over 200 guys

My drunk ass girlfriend said she had sex with over 200 guys. She said she was a real slut back in college, made me stop and think.....

(4 years of college x 365 days a year)200 guys = a new

guy every 7.3 days. Since she said 200 well round it off a new guy every 7 days.

Given that she had sex with a guy an average of three times and a average ♥♥♥♥ length of 5.5 inches and about 100 thrusts to ♥♥♥ were looking at..

100 thrusts x 3 times per guy x 11 inches (5.5 in and 5.5 inches out)= 3300 inches of ♥♥♥♥ per week.

3300 inches of ♥♥♥♥ x 208 weeks=660000 inches of ♥♥♥♥=10.45 miles of ♥♥♥♥.

I got in my car and drove 10.45 miles and thought about ♥♥♥♥♥ being laid end to end. Thats how much ♥♥♥♥ she has taken. She isn't my girlfriend anymore.

"I got this new anime plot."

Writer: "Basically there's this high school girl except she's got HUGE boobs. I mean some serious honkers, a real set of badonkers, packing some bobanhonkeros, massive dahongabangahos, big ol' tonhongracougers."

Executive on phone: "What happens next?!?"

Writer: "Transfer student shows up with EVEN BIGGER bonkhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS hungolomghononoloughongous."

Executive: "Then after that?"

Writer: "Our awkward male main character trips and falls face first into the transfer students MASSIVE knockers, then she SLAPS him and calls him a baka."

Executive: "Then what?"

Writer: "Ashamed, the boy runs into the street and gets HIT BY A TRUCK!"

Executive: "What a twist! Anything after that?"

Writer: "He wakes up in a new body in a fantasy world, and he's SURROUNDED by girls with EVEN LARGER hooters. Except one girl looks a lot younger but is actually THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD!"

Executive: "That's crazy! What next?"

Writer: "He goes to the beach with all of the girls, because he is interested in the HOTTEST. Following a love triangle, the main character has a crush on the girl with the BIGGEST RACK. But THEN it turns out to be his sister!"

Executive: "Wowie wowie zowie!"

Writer: "Hold on, I have the perfect title for the anime; it will be called "Now wait a minute, I was in high school, got hit by a truck, and now i'm in a fantasy world loved by girls with huge gazongas and my crush might be my sister??"

Executive: "That's perfect! PRINT!"

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, " 'tol Hinawakan ko lang ang kamay niya." Gago ka ba? bakit mo papasukin ang kwarto ng anak ko't hahawakan mo ang kamay isa kang timang! Inexpose ang braso sa camera may kaso ka pa 'tol kakasuhan kita sirang sira ka sakin gago ka!! Pinagtanggol kita sa lahat ng tao sa ginawa mo ha, pangalawang beses na yan 'tol. Unang una sa pamangkin ko. Ha? Unanguna ngayon anak ko gago may anak kang babae! Gago! Bakit mo papasukin at hawakan kamay STUPID! sirang sira ka sakin Badang wala kana sakin, bumwelo Ghaggo!!! May anak ka pang kabae ghaggo!!! Kumahol yung aso Dang lumabas ka tangina mababaril kita dito lumabas ka!! Sstupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sasabihing lasing gago!

Unang una pinagtanggol kita sa lahat ng tropa ha Kahit takpan mo pa yang mukha mo ha ilalabas ko 'to dahil isa kang gago!! Dito ka pa nakatira sa bahay ko, pinapatira kita, tinuring kitang ka- kaibigan 'tol! Ha? Kahit anong sabihin mo 'tol I don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ you did. Sumisigaw yung anak ko sa taas " Daddy daddy daddy" Sabi ko "Anak baket?" Ha? "Si tito Badang hindi ko alam nakatayo na lang jan hawak hawak yung kamay ko" GAGO KA BA?? Sisirain kita ngayon, yang pangalan mo? PUTANG INA MO!!! Nagpunas si badang ng sugat. LUMAYAS KA!!! TANGINA MO

i got this new anime plot.

basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs.

i mean some serious honkers.

a real set of badonkers.

packin some dobonhonkeros.

massive dohoonkabhankoloos.

big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

what happens next?!

transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs.

humongous hungolomghononoloughongous