LabMonkey
Austin (18+ Only)
Kentucky, United States
My name is Austin! I'm a nerd who loves spiders, Aphex Twin and a lot of other things! (Comment before adding, thank you.) (I do not RP.)

My big, mean bully~ <3
My name is Austin! I'm a nerd who loves spiders, Aphex Twin and a lot of other things! (Comment before adding, thank you.) (I do not RP.)

My big, mean bully~ <3
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Welcome to the Spider's Lair!
:boykisserStare: Info about me :boykisserStare:
Age : 24
Gender : Male
Shoe Size : Found the Foot fetishist <3
FYI : You can call me LabMonkey, LabMonkeyForDuty, Lab, or Austin (I prefer you use my real name)
Favorite Spider : Darwin's Bark Spider
Favorite Spider Character : Webber from Don't Starve/Don't Starve Together

My Spotify Slop Playlists :
The Gunkslop (General Music) [open.spotify.com]
The AmbientSlop (Ambient Music) [open.spotify.com]
GunkslopCore (Breakcore and Similar Music) [open.spotify.com]

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I love...... Spiders....

:HealthSD: Just keep trying. it's worth it, i mean it.

This world could be counting on you, so never give up. Have good intentions. Help others and they will help you. Always be good, no matter what. :HealthSD:

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:boykisserStare: PC Specs :boykisserStare:

GPU - RTX 4060 8GB
CPU - i5-13400F
RAM - 32GB DDR4
OS - Windows 11
Keyboard - Corsair K55
Mouse - Corsair M55 RGB PRO
Mic - Blue Yeti Snowball iCE
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:boykisserStare: Funny/Memorable Quotes!!! :boykisserStare:

:Mask5: Lord Salad-A$$ and the Iron Boner - LastCookie 2019 :Mask5:
I smoke crack outta ass, I call it A$$-CRACK - LabMonkey 2021
Mozambique? More like Nose-and-Feet - LabMonkey 2020
You're telling me the Foot got a job??? - LabMonkey 2023
Hag Tuah! Trap on that thang! - LastCookie 2024

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Amazing and Interesting Spider Facts!
- While almost all spiders are venomous, less than 0.20% of species have venom potent enough to harm humans.

- You are, on average, never more than 10 feet away from a spider, and the earth contains an average of 1 million spiders per acre of land.

- Grand Daddy Long Legs (Harvestmen) are not true spiders! The urban legend of Harvestmen being the most venomous animal in the world is a myth! Their fangs are too short and round to bite a human and none of the known species of Harvestmen have venom glands.

- Camel Spiders (Solifugae) are not true spiders! Stories of people being chased by Camel Spiders are not true! They are not chasing people, they are chasing their shadows to hide from the heat of the blazing sun! Camel Spiders are also non-venomous as they have no venom glands whatsoever!

- The silk of Black Widow Spiders was used to make crosshairs in the scopes of weapons by the US Army during WWII. Black Widow Spider silk is stronger than steel or platinum wire of the same thickness.

- Spider silk is an extraordinary material. By mass it has more tensile strength than steel and might be a superior alternative to Kevlar, if we could figure out how to make it.


I hope that you, the reader, enjoys the spider facts that I have here on my profile. May they interest you in the beautiful creatures that are spiders and learn that they aren't as bad or scary as they seem. Spiders do not wish to interact with us and would rather run away from you than bite you. If in the case they do though, most spiders do a "dry bite" as they would rather preserve their venom for prey much more reasonable in size for them to liquify and digest.

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No Man's Sky
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5.9 Hours played
I don't know what happened here when they were developing this game. Everything about this game feels annoying. The amount of cutscenes/flashbacks, enemy encounters, game mechanics, etc. Flashbacks just appear abruptly and there's so many of them. The Fear mechanic is irritating, having to constantly manage yourself not to be in the dark. It doesn't sound hard at first until you come to parts of the game where you have to hide from a monster. You have to stay in the dark to stay hidden from said monster, but staying in the dark for too long will end up getting you a "game over" of sorts (I'll explain in a second.) Trying to light up anything near the monster will most likely alert it as well and also result in you getting a game over.

As for this "game over" thing, every time you succumb to the darkness or a monster, you have to go through what feels like a 20 second cutscene of the protagonist wandering around the area while also seeing random flashing images. After that, you just end up in some random spot on the map. You cannot skip these game over scenes either, you have to endure all 20 seconds of it. Why have it this way? Why can't I just have a proper game over screen and load from my previous save? I guess seeing it the first time is alright, but having to watch it every time without being able to skip it at all is just maddening.

As for the smaller things, I did not enjoy using matches as most of the time they just went out in a very short amount of time. The lantern also felt this way, it didn't really last that long either even with a full tank of oil. I guess the devs wanted the players to focus more on using matches to light up torches, candles or whatever else the level has to offer for light sources.

I will commend this game on some aspects though. The graphics are pretty good. Textures are detailed, lighting is fantastic. I also commend the voice actors for their work in the game, they all did a tremendous job, especially the protagonist. I am sure the story is great too, the sad part is that I couldn't really enjoy it cause of all the annoyances in the game. Half way through the game, I stopped focusing on the story. I stopped reading the notes, listening to the cutscenes and other things just cause I wanted the game to be over as soon as possible.

I give this game a 6/10 , If I could give it a mixed review instead of a downright no, I would. I highly recommend playing Frictional Games' "Amnesia : A Machine For Pigs" or "SOMA" If you're looking for a game with an AMAZING story and alright gameplay. If you're looking more into gameplay and jumpscares, go play "Amnesia : The Dark Descent" and its DLC "Amnesia : Justine"
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17 Hours played
Another great game from the Frictional Games dev team. Compared to its predecessor "Amnesia : Rebirth", Bunker is like a breath of fresh air. The gameplay is spot on, I enjoyed finally being able to fight back against the monster and I loved the randomization of 90% of the items in the game each playthrough, it kept things fresh each time. Exploring the bunker itself was very enjoyable. So much detail was put into the layout and look of the bunker. The grim, dark halls full of corpses of your fellow comrades being feasted by giant rats, the holes in the walls where the monster could come out anytime it wanted, all the traps setup by your comrades in hopes of stopping the monster. All this and more made the game very tense and horrifying, anytime the monster was near I actively went to go hide in a corner or in a closet for several minutes. The monster itself is probably the scariest monster out of all Amnesia games in my opinion.

Graphics are great, gameplay is perfect, the voice acting (that there is) is alright as well. My only few complaints about Bunker is that it's pretty short and there isn't much to the story. It took me 8 hours on my first playthrough mainly cause I wanted to explore everything I could. On my 2nd playthrough attempting to speedrun the game for an achievement, I beat it in under 40 minutes. 3rd playthrough collecting all collectibles and all other achievements : 2 hours. As for story, I just wish they expanded upon it more. There are plenty of notes to read in the game but it feels like there isn't enough. You could read only a few of the notes in the game and basically get the whole gist of the story and what's really going on.

It was a helluva ride playing Bunker and I enjoyed every bit of it. It was so refreshing to play another great Amnesia game that isn't Rebirth.

I give Bunker a 9/10. If they expanded more on the story and made it a bit longer, I would've given it a 10/10!
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Based on my original map from VRChat "Ethosaurs balloon farm" This is a recreation of that map, this was a quick 24 hour project I wanted to do, and here it is! Ride the balloon ride, run through the fields, or just enjoy the view of Balloon farm, now in T
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Halloween themed version of my older map, trade_balloon farm: Based on my original map from VRChat "Ethosaurs balloon farm" Which is based on the original book "Harveys Balloon Farm" This is a recreation of that map, this was a quick 24 hour project I want
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LabMonkey 12 Jun @ 6:37pm 
Give me proof!
cumbreon 12 Jun @ 6:33pm 
-rep stinks
Nia 8 Jun @ 3:26am 
Saw ya in a game and think you seem cool and nice
LabMonkey 8 Jun @ 2:40am 
Come hold your fuzzy lil friend!! :crawlspider:
FVM$ 8 Jun @ 2:38am 
friend shaped
LabMonkey 2 Jun @ 2:58am 
He was a huge inspiration for my sona :3 Glad you noticed!! <3